The scattered soldier was teleported back, landed on the chair, and remained silent.
This was too embarrassing, barking like a dog in front of the entire Teyvat livestream.
But this was only the first live stream, there were many more punishments to come.
The Lady and the Signora didn’t care about him either, as long as he wasn't dead, after all, they were colleagues.
Now everyone was focused on the livestream.
The livestream continued.
Amber: “Hey! Wait!”
Red rabbit ear ribbons, fast running footsteps, the melody also became cheerful.
Amber jumped down from a high place, landing with a forward roll.
Amber: “May the Anemo Archon protect you, stranger! I am Amber, Outrider of the Knights of Favonius.”
【Nilou: Such a cool way to salute】
【Marjorie: This move, I’ll learn it】
【Xinyan: Are the Knights of Favonius the same as our Fontaine Patrol Team?】
【Tighnari: Strictly speaking, they might have higher authority, the Knights of Favonius are Mondstadt’s administrative body】
Amber: “You’re not a Mondstadt citizen? Then, state your identity!”
Paimon: “Calm down, we’re not suspicious!”
Amber: “Suspicious people will say that.”
【Amber crosses her arms】
【Muzin: Bad guys won't say they are bad guys】
【Yoimiya: That's right】
【Klee: That's saying good eggs?】
【Bennett: I can also make Teyvat fried eggs】
The Traveler said he was a Traveler.
Amber: “It doesn’t sound like a local name, and what about this mascot?”
The screen froze again.
“Ah?”
“So fast already?”
“My Mama!”
【Amber: I just said two sentences, and it came again】
【Kachina: I’m clutching my toes】
【Sigwein: It’s our turn】
「The Traveler is muted in this round, no thoughts or gestures are allowed to be revealed」
「This round’s second question, how will the Traveler introduce Paimon?」
「1: As a mascot, 2: As a white little spirit, 3: Bai Fei Fei, 4: Emergency food, 5: As Paimon, 6: As a mechanical flying pet」
「This round’s answers are from Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan, and a random draw of 10,000 people from the public livestream」
「Discussion time: four minutes」
【Sayu: Done for, what do we choose, pure luck】
Seno: “White little spirit I think it’s good.”
Nilou: “I think it’s just choosing Paimon.”
Nahida was thinking: “Based on the Traveler’s appearance, he’ll probably just say Paimon?”
【Fennec: Based on my judgment, Bai Fei Fei is a good name】
Ghinni: “I am friends with Ajo, maybe between friends, we will joke around.”
Nahida: “So, saying it’s a mascot is also quite possible.”
The discussion on the scene was intense.
Although she wasn’t answering, Keqing asked Muzin: “Muzin, who do you think we should choose?”
Instantly, Nilou, Charlotte and the others looked over, listening to someone else’s analysis.
Muzin thought very seriously and said: “Firstly, we’ll start from their personalities, Amber’s personality is very good, and she’s very lively and smart.”
【Amber: Hehe, thanks for the compliment】
Muzin: “So, we’ll first eliminate 6, mechanical doesn’t seem likely, right? It’s impossible to fool Amber.”
【Dehya: Indeed, it looks fake at first glance】
Muzin continued: “Secondly, I personally think that Bai Fei Fei sounds like a repetitive word that children like to say, it’s not easy for the Traveler to say it.”
【Yoimiya: Right, right, children love to say that】
Muzin: “I feel that eliminating these two is very stable.”
Countless Teyvat people watching the livestream nodded.
This kid makes sense, why didn’t they think of this?
Muzin knew the answer, of course, anything he said would make sense, he couldn’t eliminate too much.
Arataki Itto laughed loudly: “This boss will eliminate one as well, isn’t this question a giveaway? Emergency food, it’s obviously fake! It’s impossible to say that, all the people in the Arataki Gang are this boss’s brothers!”
Paimon crossed her arms on the spot: “That’s right, we’re friends!”
Charlotte: “I was the first to eliminate 4!”
Arataki Itto: “The answer should be in 1, 2, and 5, if this boss were to choose, this boss would choose 5!”
“This Arataki Itto is stupid, why is he helping analyze for other three countries.”
“That’s right, 5 is obviously the highest probability!”
“This Oni brat is a simpleton.”
「Countdown: 3, 2, 1, please answer, proxies」
Nahida chose 2, Nilou chose 1, Seno chose 5.
“Sumeru proxy is seeking stability.”
“Stable one correct one, eh!”
Nahida and Sigwein chose 5, Charlotte chose 1.
Marjorie chose 1, Kachina and Ghinni chose 5.
Everyone was staring at the screen.
Only Muzin smiled.
This question actually has 2 options, one is friends, the other is emergency food.
Because the friends option didn’t appear in the answers, then it can only be this.
「Correct answer is 4—emergency food」
“Ah?”
“Four???”
“Ahahahaha.”
“I’m dying of laughter.”
“Total wipeout!”
“No one answered correctly!”
【Chaska: All wrong?】
【Cyno: No way, how can it be 4!】
【Kujou Sara: Some people are really a beacon of light】
【Kuki Shinobu hides her face】
“Hahaha, then Arataki Itto was the first to eliminate the correct answer.”
“Turns out this Oni boy is okay!”
“Hahaha, he single-handedly threw everyone off!”
“Why did you trust his nonsense.”
“He is a ghost, you know.”
Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, and even Snezhnaya’s barrage of comments were all gloating, the other three countries’ barrage of comments were miserable.
「Sumeru 9999 people answered incorrectly, Fontaine 9987 people, Natlan 9991 people」
“Who is the big brain in Sumeru that answered correctly?”
“Forest Ranger Lana: It seems it was me, I actually clicked it wrong, I was so scared just now.”