“Agent Punishment Time”
Across all of Teyvat, some were still shaken, some were enjoying the spectacle, and some were terrified of being chosen.
The twenty thousand people who were punished were paralyzed and trembling, but over a thousand felt nothing and found it quite exciting.
What was the Agent Punishment?
“Traveler, Paimon, Arataki Itto, Gorou, and Tartaglia choose 3, punishment - Super Bungee Jumping, jump from a thousand meter height and bounce five times.”
“Holy crap! A thousand meters!”
“We only did a hundred meters.”
“My god, this is going to kill someone.”
In an instant, the five were teleported to the bungee jumping punishment area.
Gorou's tail stood on end.
【Yae Miko: Oh my, someone’s tail is scared stiff】
Paimon also took a deep breath and thought to himself, the livestream is going to kill someone!
At least give some protection to the villains!
Arataki Itto put his hands on his hips: “It’s just jumping down, there’s a safety rope! I, I, I, I am not afraid!”
The five were pushed down.
The thousand-meter height meant they fell faster and faster.
Gorou still screamed: “Ah! Sangonomiya Sama!!!”
“Gorou General is numb.”
“So tragic!”
“I’m dead.”
“I’m gone before reaching the middle.”
Arataki Itto: “Ah - Arataki Itto! The Kujou Sakura still isn’t done roasting!!!”
【Kuki Shinobu: Boss, no one’s going to laugh if you’re scared】
【Paimon: If they threw me down I’d definitely be scared to death】
【Nilou: Can’t you fly?】
【Paimon: Oh right, that’s why they didn’t include me】
【Sayu: Sayu would definitely be dead】
【Hu Tao: There’s protective measures, this is so exciting, this Hall Master wants to try it, no one got taken away, I thought business was coming】
【Chongyun: …】
【Xiangling: …】
Tartaglia: “Hahaha.”
Only Tartaglia was laughing.
【La Signora: Which idiot is laughing?】
【Scaramouche: Who else? Simple minded, not very strong limbs, the bottom rung】
【Zhongli: As expected of the Eleventh Harbinger】
【FimiNi: If I went I’d definitely stop breathing】
【Linnie: It is a bit high】
【Layla: Why am I an Agent?】
【Kinchou: In the Hanging Man tribe, a hundred or two hundred meters is something many people try, but a thousand meters is too fast】
【Xinyan: No wonder the camera cut to Natlan, some people are really happy】
After five bounces, the five were teleported back.
Jean: “Traveler, are you alright?”
Keqing stepped forward to support Paimon, letting Paimon lean on her.
Traveler: “Just… the fall was a bit fast.”
Not passed out, not bad.
Once my Elemental Power increases, I can handle this height twice.
Paimon expressed gratitude: “I’m alright, maybe… this is a minor problem for you guys.”
Ganyu was a half-adeptus, this height was nothing.
Paimon was still a normal person right now.
But Keqing’s expression was serious: “Don’t say that, you did this for us, for Liyue, you chose the low probability.”
Paimon sat down on a chair to relax first.
After this session is over, I must get a body strengthening reward from the livestream.
This is literally playing with my life, don’t make it so I’m finished in the first episode.
Arataki Itto: “Hahaha, I, I, I, I don’t feel a thing… at all.”
【Yoimiya: Puff - 】
【Yun Jin: Arataki Itto-san is so amazing】
【Nilou: So amazing】
【Dori: Hahaha, but your body reactions are very real】
【Kuki Shinobu: Boss, your legs are shaking so bad】
Scaramouche shrugged: “This height, means nothing to me.”
Just when he thought the punishment would be the same.
“Scaramouche choose 7, punishment - Learn to bark like a dog for five minutes.”
Scaramouche: “What?”
Diluc clapped.
Everyone fell silent.
The whole of Teyvat was watching the livestream, the answer classroom was the main screen.
“Puff - ”
“Hahaha.”
“Learn to bark like a dog?”
“The Fatui Harbinger isn’t afraid of that bungee jumping, but this, learn to bark like a dog, the whole of Teyvat is watching, so embarrassing.”
Scaramouche waved his hand: “This kind of punishment is impossible!”
“Detecting Scaramouche resisting punishment, will forcibly control body to carry out.”
He was teleported to the punishment island, his body was covered in a red glow.
Scaramouche: “What are you doing, my body is completely out of control.”
Scaramouche: “I… Woof woof woof! Woof woof!”
He struggled, but the red light pressed him down to the ground: “Woof woof woof...”
“Puff! Hahaha.”
“Hahaha.”
“I didn’t laugh, haha.”
“Be careful of Fatui retaliation!”
“So many comments, how would he know, so many people are laughing.”
【Xinyan: This punishment is too humiliating】
【Navidiya: So embarrassing】
【Charlotte: The whole of Teyvat is watching, definitely a hot topic for the next few days】
【Diluc: The barking is pretty standard】
【Kaeya: As expected of a Fatui Harbinger, very standard】
【Tartaglia covering his face: Good thing my punishment was more exciting, this… the whole of Teyvat is watching】
【La Signora: Someone just said you were simple minded, and not very strong limbed】
【Tartaglia: Who?】
【La Signora: The one barking】
【Tartaglia: Barking well】
【Paimon: Puff - Are Fatui Harbingers really this casual with each other?】
【Tartaglia: We just serve Tsaritsa】
【Kachina: Our turn is coming up】
【Malanie: It’s okay Kachina, we’ll discuss it carefully】
【Kamisato Ayaka patting her chest: Good thing I guessed right】
If she hadn’t guessed correctly, she would have become Kamisato Ayaka’s dog.
【Yae Miko: So exciting】
【Sangonomiya Kokomi: Didn’t get to follow the Palace Priest, what a pity】
【Navidiya: We’re lucky we don’t have to answer】
Scaramouche: “Woof woof, you damn livestream, woof…”
“Detecting Scaramouche challenging the livestream, additional punishment - Thunder Punishment!”
A bolt of lightning struck down, hitting Scaramouche.
Scaramouche was electrocuted, flying up, screaming in the air: “Ah ah ah - ”
Countless people on the public livestream gasped in fright, even the comments froze for a few seconds.
“Normal people would be electrocuted to death right?”
“My god, so terrifying.”
“Who would dare defy the livestream now.”
Scaramouche was electrocuted back down, his body was smoking, he laid on the ground with his butt stuck up.
He didn’t dare, he didn’t dare defy anymore.
【Yae Miko: Puff - Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in】
【Yoimiya: So tragic】
【Zhongli: Based on common sense, the livestream’s power surpasses gods, at least don’t defy it is best】
【Marvika: Far surpasses】
【Chlorinde: Fningna-sama is still being boiled】
【Fningna: I have one minute left, Chlorinde don’t bring it up, you bring it up, the livestream gives me a close-up】
The other countries’ comments were all laughing, Fningna really lost face too.
At the same time, several beams of light shot onto the table, forming shining star badges.
Two from Mondstadt, two from Liyue, one from Inazuma, and one from Snezhnaya.
“Agents who answer correctly will obtain a Star of Teyvat, calculated at the end of each session.”
“The livestream story continues.”