“The place my senior sister mentioned should be here, right?”
Bai Jing Jing walked into the mountain village, curiously looking around.
But why was there no one around?
Didn’t they say there was an Axe Gang here that specialized in robbing travelers?
She didn’t know, but the Axe Gang members had all been called away by Zhizun Bao to hide.
Although those bastards always ran for their lives first when there was danger, and they wouldn’t even take him with them when they ran.
But they were truly loyal to him. In the original storyline, when he found out that Bai Jing Jing and Chun San Niang were both demons and prepared to attack them.
His men still followed him, without any sign of backing down.
Qi Tian was also curious sometimes.
You could say they weren’t afraid of death, because they ran first when there was danger.
You could say they were afraid of death, because when Zhizun Bao asked them to fight alongside him against the demons, they agreed without hesitation.
It was quite magical.
【Qi Tian: The people are here, the people are here.】
【Qi Tian: Zhizun Bao, when you make your appearance later, just sit on the rooftop, with your back to the moonlight.】
【Qi Tian: Then look at Bai Jing Jing below, and say to her helplessly, “Five hundred years have passed, how can you still be so silly?”】
【Zhizun Bao: Director, after I say those lines, won’t she just come up and kill me?】
Five hundred years ago, it was Sun Wukong who had rejected Bai Jing Jing. Now he’s using this tactic, is he looking to die faster?
【Qi Tian: Don’t worry, this is experience I’ve gathered after reading countless novels.】
Qi Tian was full of confidence.
A fake beauty trick: Find a sexy beauty with long wavy hair and have her throw herself at you.
A real beauty trick: Your white moonlight stands in the dim light, showing you a sweet smile and sweetly saying, “Why are you still so silly like you were in high school?”
They’re currently using a handsome man trick, but the principles are all the same.
Sun Wukong is Bai Jing Jing’s white moonlight. With this one sentence, I guarantee Bai Jing Jing will be instantly dazed.
【Zhizun Bao: Then I’ll trust you this once. If I’m killed by her, I’ll become a ghost and never forgive you.】
【Qi Tian: Don’t worry, as long as you do as I say, there won’t be any problems!】
Little Monkey and Great Sage Monkey didn’t say anything, they just quietly watched the live stream.
One was a single dog for five hundred years, and the other was a little kid under ten years old, what did they know about love?
Naturally, they could only watch Qi Tian show off his skills the whole time.
【Qi Tian: Once you’re ready, make some noise and draw Bai Jing Jing’s attention.】
What could Zhizun Bao do? It’s come to this, he can only bite the bullet.
He carefully positioned himself on the rooftop, then glanced back at the moon, confirming it was behind him, and then put on a helpless expression and let out a long sigh.
“Sigh!”
“Who’s there?”
Bai Jing Jing immediately turned her head towards the direction the sigh came from, and saw someone sitting on the roof, looking lonely under the moonlight.
Then she saw a familiar face.
Even though that face had no monkey fur, Bai Jing Jing still recognized who he was.
A familiar yet unfamiliar name instantly slipped out of her mouth.
“Sun Wukong!”
She was a demon, even though it was night, she could still see clearly.
The face on the rooftop was clearly the Sun Wukong she had longed for for five hundred years!
She had searched for this smelly monkey for five hundred years!
She even had her sights on Tang Seng to find him.
But she actually found him.
Even without the monkey fur, Bai Jing Jing was sure, he was Sun Wukong!
“Five hundred years have passed, how can you still be so silly?”
Zhizun Bao spoke his lines while secretly watching Bai Jing Jing.
He had to admit, she was definitely his type.
But he hadn’t forgotten his purpose, glancing at Qi Tian’s teleprompter, he said.
“Leave this place, Tang Seng is not someone you can mess with.”
No, dude.
You said to seduce her with a handsome man trick, and now you’re telling her to leave?
Aren’t you afraid that she’ll really leave?
Sure enough, after hearing those words, Bai Jing Jing, who had been a little flustered at seeing Sun Wukong, instantly drew her sword and pointed it at Zhizun Bao, her eyes red, she angrily said.
“Why should I leave?”
“There are so many who want to eat Tang Seng’s flesh, why can’t I?”
You don’t want me to eat Tang Seng’s flesh, then I’ll just eat it, what can you do about it?
“Ssh, why won’t you listen?”
Zhizun Bao shook his head hard, with a very pained look.
“It’s no use talking anymore, let’s just fight!”
Bai Jing Jing didn’t want to say anything more.
If she kept talking, she was afraid she’d end up crying.
This heartless, unfeeling smelly monkey!
【Zhizun Bao: Holy cow, director, she’s going to attack, what do I do now?】
He wasn’t Bai Jing Jing’s opponent.
Even if he was her opponent, he didn’t want to fight!
【Qi Tian: Panic, everything is under control.】
【Qi Tian: When you fight later, try your best to avoid being stabbed by the sword, and pretend to be knocked away by her.】
【Qi Tian: She’ll definitely stop then and ask you what’s wrong.】
Although Bai Jing Jing was a demon hundreds of years old, her personality was still quite innocent.
These innocent girls are the easiest to deceive.
Especially one whose heart is all tied up in Sun Wukong.
Innocence plus lovesickness, easy to handle.
【Qi Tian: This time, we’re definitely going to win!】
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My update time has been a bit chaotic these past two days, I’ll try to adjust it forward.