“Brother Qi Tian, is it really a good idea for me to seduce Bai Jingjing like this?”
“How about we come up with another plan? What do you think?”
Zhi Zun Bao clutched his clothes, his face filled with resistance, looking just like a virtuous woman about to be violated.
“Little Monkey, what do you think?”
Qi Tian crossed his arms and gave a knowing glance to the little monkey beside him.
The little monkey understood and spoke up.
“I also think Brother Tian's plan is great.”
“Not only can we get Bai Jingjing to take us to the Spider Cave at the fastest speed, but we also won't have to go through any dangerous situations.”
“This is simply a win-win situation!”
The little monkey truly believed this.
After all, as an underage monkey, he always approached problems in the simplest way possible.
The plan proposed by Qi Tian was indeed the fastest.
He couldn't think of any other method that would be quicker than this.
“But…”
“But isn't that deceiving her?”
Zhi Zun Bao tugged at his clothes, still feeling somewhat reluctant.
Qi Tian seemed to understand Zhi Zun Bao's thoughts, pondered for a moment, and began to persuade him.
“Are you worried that Bai Jingjing will find out you're deceiving her and then feel sad?”
“Yes, yes, yes, that's it!”
Zhi Zun Bao nodded vigorously.
In matters of feelings, deception is a major taboo.
If either person engages in deceit, it will undoubtedly cause significant harm to the other.
Zhi Zun Bao didn't want that.
“But we aren't deceiving her.”
Qi Tian spread his hands and smiled.
“Look, even though you don't have three moles on the soles of your feet yet, you are definitely the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, right?”
Zhi Zun Bao nodded.
“Since you are the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, saying you are Sun Wukong is not a problem, right?”
Zhi Zun Bao continued to nod.
“Bai Jingjing must like Sun Wukong.”
“Even though you haven't officially met Bai Jingjing yet, after watching the video I uploaded about you, you definitely have feelings for her, right?”
Zhi Zun Bao nodded again.
“Since all these conditions are met, let's do a little calculation.”
“It leads to the conclusion that Sun Wukong also likes Bai Jingjing, which shouldn't be a problem, right?”
Is that really the case?
Zhi Zun Bao felt something was off, but he couldn't pinpoint it.
After a whirlwind of thoughts, Zhi Zun Bao's brain short-circuited.
“Stop overthinking it; the fact that you are Sun Wukong is something no one can change.”
“If you feel guilty towards Bai Jingjing, you can always make it up to her later, right?”
The little monkey placed his hands behind his head and grinned.
Sometimes he couldn't understand these adult monkeys; clearly, it was such a simple issue, yet they couldn't figure it out no matter how hard they tried.
Indeed, being a child was much easier.
“Alright, I'll do it!”
Zhi Zun Bao gritted his teeth and made up his mind.
Just as Qi Tian said, he is Sun Wukong, and since he is Sun Wukong, who he likes is entirely up to him!
“Now that's more like it.”
“First, let's shave off that beard of yours.”
“Then you can use Sun Wukong's identity to seduce Bai Jingjing.”
“Remember to start a live stream in the group; we'll keep an eye on your situation, and if any unsolvable problems arise, we'll give you hints in the chat group.”
At this point, what else could Zhi Zun Bao say? He naturally agreed.
Seeing Zhi Zun Bao nod, Qi Tian's lips curled into a slight smile.
Watch from a distance (×)
Watch the show up close (?)
This was a ready-made good show; if he didn't watch it, wouldn't that be a disservice to himself?
And he could record it at the same time.
Qi Tian the Great Sage deceiving an ignorant girl.avi
“By the way, this is Brother Taozi's monkey hair; the little monkey and I have filled it up.”
“Take it; if you encounter danger, just use it directly.”
“Got it?”
Qi Tian reminded him.
Although it was highly unlikely that Bai Jingjing would harm Zhi Zun Bao, it's better to be safe than sorry; preparing in advance certainly wouldn't hurt.
“I got it!”
Zhi Zun Bao nodded vigorously.
After that, Zhi Zun Bao shaved his beard, took a shower, and changed his clothes.
He looked clean and sharp, much better than his previous scruffy appearance.
Qi Tian and the little monkey were also busy; they went straight to the nearby mountains to slaughter all the cattle.
In the original plot, it was because Chun San Shi Niang was talking to Bai Jingjing when a cow demon overheard them.
Then the cow demon told the Bull Demon King about Tang Seng, which led to the Bull Demon King coming over.
Qi Tian didn't want to face the Bull Demon King, so he simply slaughtered all the cattle.
If the Bull Demon King could still get through in this situation, then there was nothing more he could do.
“Boss, boss!”
“The mute found a woman in white not far from the village; she should be the one you're looking for.”
Zhi Zun Bao was admiring his own beauty in front of the mirror when the second-in-command rushed over.
After scaring away Chun San Shi Niang, the Axe Gang members returned.
Then Zhi Zun Bao sent them to guard the road, telling them to notify him immediately when Bai Jingjing arrived.
“Got it, tell the brothers to retreat.”
Zhi Zun Bao waved his hand; next, it was his stage.
[Zhi Zun Bao: Brothers, the actors are in place; now let's see my performance!]