Mu Chen whispered, "Young man, he's full of energy."
Actually, Mu Chen was stressed out. The Electro Archon was cooking!
Kachina heard from the side: "I know, I know. The brothers in our tribe are the same. Whenever a pretty sister is around, they get a little nervous."
Shen He blinked.
Kachina's explanation...
Mu Chen continued, "Spend more time with her, get familiar, and it'll be fine."
Shen He understood: "Shen He is willing to spend more time with you, Mu Chen."
Everyone else was at the front, watching the Archon cook.
Mu Chen and Shen He, are you two confessing your feelings in the back?
All eyes were drawn to Ei.
"Does the Archon know how to cook?"
"The Archon doesn't eat, right?"
"What kind of food do Gods eat?"
"But even if the fried rice is terrible, it's fine, right?"
【Yae Miko: Hahaha, I'm dying! Ei doesn't know how to cook at all!】
【Kamisato Ayato: I've never heard of the Archon cooking.】
【Arataki Itto: Hahaha, what's so hard about cooking?】
【Kuki Shinobu: Boss only knows how to roast things, she doesn't really know how to cook.】
【Arataki Itto: A-忍, don't say it out loud!】
Ei picked up the pots and bowls, looking at the seasonings next to them. The eggs were already beaten and the rice was ready.
Finally, Ei spoke her first words: "How do you make fried rice?"
"Pfft!"
"I knew it."
"Gods haven't made fried rice."
"So many people here are the only ones who know."
Mu Chen: "Your Excellency, listen to Xiangling's instructions. She's a professional chef."
【Xiangling: Leave it to me, Your Excellency. First light the stove, add oil. There are many people here, two spoonfuls should be enough.】
Although Ei had never cooked before, wielding a sword and a spatula was the same, she was adept at it: "You tell me, I'll follow."
"I remember, the Deputy has Xiangling the chef."
"Everyone here can give instructions."
"Look, the Archon is cooking!"
Yun Jin: "Can you cut the onion like that?"
Ei tossed the onion, and with a flash of lightning, the onion turned into powder.
Xiangling was skilled at teaching newcomers how to cook, explaining what to use and how much, half a spoonful, one spoonful, two spoonfuls.
And then turn off the fire, then turn on the high heat, each step was very detailed.
【Yae Miko: Oh, how come Ei is following instructions so well? I wanted to see her mess up.】
【Kamisato Ayato: You'd think Yae Miko is the Archon's enemy.】
【Yoimiya: It looks pretty good.】
"Even though she's following someone else's instructions, the Archon is doing a good job."
"To be able to eat food made by the Archon, that's a life without regrets!"
"I want to eat it too."
A whole pot, although a lot fell on the ground, the fried rice was done.
Ei wiped the sweat from her forehead: "It's done."
Mu Chen said beside her, "Your Excellency, you didn't sweat this much when facing hundreds of monsters."
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
"Yeah, yeah."
"Only Mu Chen can say that."
"The Archon is the pinnacle of martial arts, a powerful God."
"Inazuma people are good at talking, our Fire God is also a powerful God who ascended to the throne."
"Our Geo Archon is known as the War God."
People admire and praise the Gods of their nations, they are all good at talking.
Of course, Sumeru and Fontaine have fewer.
Because -
The Dendro Archon looks like a child, her combat ability is not something you can brag about.
Last time she got beaten at badminton.
The Hydro Archon... some people in the comments have already called her cute and silly.
「Please choose the portion size for your fried rice, small, medium, or large.」
Thirteen plates appeared on the table.
【Yae Miko: Is this a test too, maybe choosing the smallest portion isn't the best?】
【Gorou: I see, so there are so many tests?】
Still, Mu Chen directly pulled Shen He back and whispered, "You have to choose the small portion."
Shen He nodded, listening to Mu Chen.
Normally, choosing the small portion is polite, but Yae Miko is being mischievous on purpose.
And Arataki Itto laughed loudly, "This lord will definitely go for large, extra large, the biggest, fill my plate up, hahaha, I was just a little hungry at lunch."
Furina, upon hearing this, said, "This God will definitely also eat large! Give me a large portion."
The servant narrowed his eyes.
Dori, upon hearing this, said, "I want a large portion too!"
Klee: "Klee wants a large portion too!"
Mu Chen: "I want a small portion."
Kachina also followed Mu Chen and wanted a small portion.
Out of thirteen people, Arataki Itto, the stubborn fool, wants a large portion, Furina won't be outdone, wants a large portion, Dori likes to take advantage and wants a large portion.
Everyone else wants a small portion, after all, Mu Chen kindly spoke up midway.
Kachina and Shen He immediately wanted a small portion, setting the pace.
Otherwise, if Mu Chen had wanted a small portion last, then... there might have been more people on the floor.
「Please finish your fried rice, or you will be struck by lightning.」
Mu Chen was also nervous. The Archon's fried rice was a little overcooked, but it looked normal.
He smelled it, and it felt normal.
Arataki Itto was already gobbling it down.
Mu Chen thought, maybe I was overthinking it?
The small portion was a bowl the size of a palm. Mu Chen immediately took a few big bites. The first bite was fine, but the second bite!
Arataki Itto: "Ah!"
Yun Jin: "Ah—"
Mu Chen felt his brain being struck by lightning, and then he was punched in the head by a boxer, bang bang, several times.
The fried rice in his mouth, in his stomach, exploded, the incredibly bad taste gushed out like a spring.
Shen He couldn't stand firm: "What kind of divine power is this?"
Dehya: "This is too disgusting!"
Cyno bumped into Dehya, and the two immediately vomited on the ground: "How could it be so disgusting, it tastes like rotten fruit, mixed with soap, mixed with chili..."
Mayaka: "The power of the Gods can't withstand this!"
Yun Jin was lying on the ground, spewing white foam from her mouth.
The servant sprayed everywhere.
Kachina directly lay down on the ground and rolled her eyes.
Klee: "Klee has never eaten anything so disgusting... Amber, save Klee!"
Arataki Itto was already paralyzed on the ground, twitching!
The people of Teyvat were dumbfounded.
"What's going on?"
"What happened?"
"Holy crap! Food poisoning?"
"What's going on?"
Mu Chen couldn't stand firm either: "One pot of fried rice, we're all going to be wiped out!"