Chapter 3
May Barbatos's Lies Befall You

Mu Chen stroked his chin: "Character design is important. As a guide, I need to gain the trust and favor of more people."

「This episode's punishment information one: Red Braised Fufeningna will not count time without adding seasoning」

「Friendly reminder: As a villain, if you intentionally and proactively reveal your relationship with this livestream without acting, before your mission is completed, you will receive a punishment comparable to death.」

Time resumed for the whole world.

【Xiangling: My dad is so scared he doesn't dare to stir-fry anymore, let's watch the livestream together】

【Xingqiu: There are guests at the Wanmin Restaurant rushing home, some are still here, everyone is watching this livestream together】

【Jean: Kaeya, Amber, notify the rest of the Knights of Favonius to pay attention to safety within the city. Eula, you guys stay here and watch the livestream first, lest you answer wrong and get punished】

【Eula: Received】

【Amber: Got it】

【Kaeya: Don't worry, everyone in the tavern is sitting up straight and watching the livestream, nobody dares to move around】

【Fufeningna: It's a little hot, a little scalding, can't you come in, Klorinde?】

【Klorinde: Sorry, I'll be bounced back if I get close】

【Mu Chen: @Fufeningna, I see a small clock next to the ingredients】

【Fufeningna swims to the other side of the pot: Indeed, why isn't the time moving!】

The time still shows twenty minutes.

【Fufeningna: It should have been at least a minute, I'm the first deity to be cooked alive】

【Kaeya: Pffft—】

【Mawika: Do you need to press a switch?】

【Servant: This temperature should be nothing to a deity, right?】

【Fufeningna: No… normally it's fine, but my power is restricted】

【Mu Chen: Fufeningna, I have an idea, since it's red braised, you try putting all the ingredients on the table into the pot, you are currently in the boiling process】

【Xiangling: Yes, yes, boiled white meat】

Fufeningna is scared now, she doesn't care anymore, seeing Mu Chen's message, she puts all the ingredients that were placed near the pot into it.

Sure enough, the timer started moving.

【Fufeningna: The countdown is moving, great, thank goodness you noticed, Mu Chen】

【Keqing: Mu Chen is observant】

【Navidiya: We didn't notice, it would have been trouble】

【Mu Chen: Don't be so polite, just call me Mu Chen】

【Klorinde: The ingredients were blocking it, we didn't notice】

【Sumeru: It would be really bad if we found out too late】

【Tighnari:……】

【Cyno:……】

The livestream screen appears, showing everyone in Teyvat watching the livestream.

Paimon and Aether appear on the screen on Eagle's Gate Beach.

【Paimon: It's us?】

【Aether: Really】

Paimon: "So, you guys drifted from another world."

Two blue starlights, on the Sky Island.

Paimon: "But when you wanted to leave this place and go to the next world, strange gods stood in your way?"

The Sustainer of Heavenly Principles: "Outsiders, your journey ends here!"

Watching Aether and Lumine's battle, Lumine is taken into the Spirit Light, Aether also loses the battle and is sealed, losing his original power.

【Tartaglia: Not bad, I want to fight her】

【Diluc: Fatui Harbinger, you're delusional】

【Kaeya: Sky Island, is that the floating island in the distant sky?】

【Xinyan: The protagonists are in the livestream, is this real?】

【Aether: Yes, this story is real】

【Sayu: Wow…so powerful, is that a god too?】

【Mawika: She is the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles】

【Kachina: Fire God, can you defeat her?】

【Mawika: I don't know, but… probably not】

【Xinyan: Wow, the Fire God is in the livestream too?】

【Yoimiya: Fire God】

【Klee: Fire God, I heard about Fire God from Mama】

【Mawika: Hello everyone】

【Yae Miko: Oh dear, our General is also in the livestream, pretending not to see and not speaking】

Everyone can see the member list.

Paimon: "Let's go, we should be off!"

Paimon takes Aether to the vicinity of Starfell Lake, looking at the beautiful Mondstadt from afar.

"Wow! So pretty."

"I long for a place like this."

"Where is this?"

"This is our Mondstadt's Starfell Lake!"

"So beautiful!"

"Mondstadt!"

"Such a comfortable and beautiful scenery, not like our Inazuma."

"Our Sumeru is also beautiful."

"Our Natlan is even more beautiful!"

【Navidiya: Is this Mondstadt's Starfell Lake? It's so beautiful】

【Amber puts her hands on her hips: Mondstadt has many beautiful places】

Paimon takes Aether to touch the Statue of the Seven, gaining Anemo power.

【Amber: You can use Anemo power without a Vision?】

【Aether: We haven't passed out in reality】

【Ningguang: It seems it's the fate line of the future that has changed?】

【Mu Chen: I'm also a traveler from another world, can I touch the Statue of the Seven?】

【Ganyu: Mr. Mu Chen, you're a traveler from another world too?】

【Mu Chen: Yes, but I don't have any relatives with me, I got caught in a time-space accident and came to this world】

In the livestream, Paimon introduces Mondstadt to Aether as a guide: "Mondstadt is the city of wind, in the Seven, it is dedicated to the Wind God."

They arrive at Whispering Woods, at this time, a dragon flies past.

【Eula: It's the Stormterror】

【Kachina: Stormterror? We have many dragons in Natlan, but I've never seen one this big】

【Jean: Stormterror is the Wind God Barbatos's 眷属 , but recently, I don't know what happened, it started attacking Mondstadt City, causing great trouble for Mondstadt】

【Kachina: I… I'm sorry, I didn't know it was the Wind God's 眷属 】

【Amber: Kachina, don't apologize, we're all from different countries, it's normal to not know】

【Barbara: As long as you pray in your heart, the Wind God Barbatos will surely protect you】

【Jean: May Barbatos protect you】

【Amber: May Barbatos protect you】

【Mu Chen: May Barbatos 忽悠 you】

【Kaeya: Pffft—hahahaha】

【Lisa: Hahaha】

【Eula: Huh?】

【Rosaria claps her hands】

【Mu Chen: Sorry! Sorry! I typed too fast!】