Chapter 7
How to Become an Admin

Qi Tian Yi opened the videos they uploaded, starting with the little monkey’s.

In the video, the little guy was shirtless, making a scissor hand gesture at the camera.

Behind him was a vast expanse of ocean.

To be honest, Qi Tian thought it was unreliable of Lao Deng to send the little monkey out to sea to search for the Bodhi Immortal Island.

He was just a newborn baby, and you turned around and sent him out to sea.

It was only because the little monkey was Sun Wukong; if it had been any other monkey, it would have been devoured by fish long ago.

The next two videos were similar to the first one, and Qi Tian gave each of them a thumbs-up.

He also gave thumbs-ups to the videos uploaded by the Supreme Treasure and the Five-Fingered Monkey.

In no time, the videos uploaded by the three had been flooded with thumbs-up.

However, the chat group was still silent; there was no news of who had gained administrator privileges.

【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Sigh, this method really doesn’t work?】

Hai Shan, the little monkey, hung his head, his bright red fur drooping.

He had already known the result, but facing it directly was still disappointing.

【Axe Gang Boss: Damn it, I worked so hard to shoot a video, and it took me half a day to upload it, only to find out it didn’t work?】

Supreme Treasure was furious. If the chat group had a physical form, he would probably charge at it with his axe.

If he couldn’t become an administrator, wouldn’t his dream of getting rich be shattered?

【I Want to Eat Peaches: I think “Don’t Want to Be a Loo” was able to become an administrator because the videos he uploaded were different from ours.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: He uploaded a total of four videos, three of which were our own pasts and futures, and the last one was the future of his world.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: With these videos, we can avoid some things beforehand.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: For example, you, @I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore, you learned beforehand that Bull Demon King’s son, Red Boy, would become entangled with you because he liked Tang Sanzang’s Zen staff, leading to a feud between you and Bull Demon King.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: You can avoid showing the Zen staff in front of Red Boy, and that way you can avoid facing Bull Demon King.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: My situation with the “Axe Gang Boss” is the same as yours.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: Because we can change our future through these videos, “Don’t Want to Be a Loo” was chosen as the administrator.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: If we can contribute to the other members of the group, we can also become administrators.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: I will be uploading some simple spells to the chat group store at a price of 1 point each. You can try to learn them.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: If I become an administrator, it will prove that this approach is correct.】

Looking at the messages sent by the Five-Fingered Monkey, Qi Tian could only sigh, “As expected of Sun Wukong!”

His intelligence was truly extraordinary.

He had just come into contact with such a new thing as the chat group, yet he understood it in a very short time, not only that, but he even deduced a method that could possibly make him an administrator.

Qi Tian was not sure if the Five-Fingered Monkey’s method would work, but who cared.

As he had said before, whether it worked or not, they wouldn’t lose.

One point for a spell; they were making a killing!

Qi Tian stared at the group messages, waiting for the spells to be uploaded so he could buy them immediately.

The little monkey and Supreme Treasure were also eagerly watching the group messages; they wanted to learn spells too!

The Five-Fingered Monkey didn’t make them wait long; the chat group soon popped up a message.

【New items have been added to the chat group store. Come and take a look.】

“Here we go!”

Qi Tian’s eyes lit up, and he instantly bought everything in the chat group store.

Only after he finished buying did he have time to examine what the Five-Fingered Monkey had uploaded.

《Immobilization Technique》, 《Transformation Technique》, and a book called 《Qi Refinement Method》.

Anyone who had seen Journey to the West would know about the Immobilization Technique.

Sun Wukong used the Immobilization Technique to immobilize the fairies who were picking peaches in the Peach Orchard, and he used it many other times as well.

He had also used the Transformation Technique many times, transforming into a Taoist priest, a monk, insects, animals, and so on.

As for the Qi Refinement Method, didn’t Sun Wukong learn the 《Great Perfection Heavenly Immortal Scripture》?

Where did he get this Qi Refinement Method?

【I Want to Eat Peaches: Sorry, I can’t spread the spells I learned from my Master without his permission.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: But the Immobilization Technique, Transformation Technique, and Qi Refinement Method are known to ordinary cultivators, so it’s fine to pass them on to you.】

【I Want to Eat Peaches: If you learn these, ordinary little demons won’t be your opponents; they should be enough for self-defense.】

The Five-Fingered Monkey was also a bit apprehensive. He naturally wanted to be an administrator.

But he would never give up all the things that Bodhi Patriarch had taught him just for an administrator position.

Although Bodhi Patriarch had kicked him out of Fangcun Mountain, in his heart, the Patriarch was not only his Master but also a father figure.

Without Bodhi Patriarch’s permission, he wouldn’t do it.

The people in the group understood. If they were the Five-Fingered Monkey, they would do the same.

【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Don’t say that, Peach Brother, we should be thanking you.】

【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: If it weren’t for you, who knows when we would be able to learn spells?】

【Axe Gang Boss: Right, thanks, Peach Brother!】

Qi Tian naturally wanted to thank him too. He looked at the peach tree beside him, found the chat group’s red envelope function, and tried to put the peaches in a red envelope.

He had just had a sudden idea, but to his surprise, it actually worked.

【Don’t Want to Be a Loo: Thanks, Peach Brother!】

【Don’t Want to Be a Loo: I don’t have anything else to offer, so I’ll just treat you to some peaches.】

As he spoke, Qi Tian picked a few more peaches, set the recipient to “I Want to Eat Peaches,” and clicked send.

At the same time, the chat group popped up a message.

【It has been detected that “I Want to Eat Peaches” was the first to upload goods to the chat group store, so they are granted the position of administrator.】

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Is anyone there?

It’s so dark here, I’m scared.

If anyone is there, could you make a sound?