“Well, is my name ‘Don’t Want to Be’ then?”
“Don’t say it, the name is pretty fitting.”
Qi Tian looked at his own name, then shifted his gaze to the others.
Looking at these group members’ names and avatars, Qi Tian’s face was filled with bewilderment.
In this group, it seemed like everyone was a monkey?
The first one, “I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore,” had an avatar of a red-haired child, and Qi Tian was quite familiar with this child.
The 2010 version of Journey to the West’s Sun Wukong was born from a stone egg.
As soon as he became the Monkey King, he was tricked into sailing out to find the Bodhi Immortal Island, where he learned super-human, world-champion magic!
Because the stone egg shell wouldn't open, he wore a stone diaper for those few years he sailed.
It was only when he reached Bodhi Immortal Island that Bodhi Patriarch took it off for him.
This name, he’s probably still floating around, not finding Bodhi Immortal Island.
The second one, “Really Want to Eat Peaches,” Qi Tian couldn’t recognize.
Because this monkey’s avatar was a dark, blurry head, with a mountain pressing down on it.
Plus the name of the group, he must be under the Five Fingers Mountain.
The third one, “Axe Gang Boss,” had an avatar of a black monkey with a tight headband.
Qi Tian could tell at a glance that he was not…
Cough, wrong.
Qi Tian could tell at a glance who he was.
Sun Wukong’s reincarnation from A Chinese Odyssey, Supreme Treasure!
Only, he still had the Axe Gang Boss name, so he must still be a bandit in the Five Peaks Mountain.
As Qi Tian was focusing on the group members, someone in the group spoke up.
【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Huh? Is this the magic that Old Monkey said?】
【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Interesting!】
【Axe Gang Boss: Did I meet a demon?】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: You little Buddha, are you the one behind this?】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: You tricked Old Sun, and now you’re playing these petty tricks?】
【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Can you guys do magic?】
【Axe Gang Boss: Don’t eat me! Our Second Boss in the Axe Gang is fat and juicy, he tastes better.】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: Buddha, get out here!】
The group was filled with chatter, seemingly a lot was said, but everyone was talking about different things.
“Looks like I need to take control of the situation.”
“If it’s just them three, who knows how long it will take them to get to the point.”
Thinking this, Qi Tian directly sent a message with his mind in the group.
【Don’t Want to Be: I have something to say, please listen!】
【Don’t Want to Be: This is a Ten Thousand Worlds Chat Group, and I happen to know all of you, and I also know roughly who you are.】
【Don’t Want to Be: If you have any questions, you can ask me, I will try my best to answer you.】
Qi Tian had good intentions, but he missed one point.
There were only four people in the group, besides him, there was a baby who was just born and was forced to find an immortal island.
One was under the Five Fingers Mountain, judging by his speech, he was full of resentment towards the Buddha.
The last one was a bandit.
Would people like that really be able to calm down and listen to him speak?
【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: Are you a god on Bodhi Immortal Mountain? Can you teach me super-human, world-champion magic?】
【I Don’t Want to Wear Diapers Anymore: The monkeys on Flower Fruit Mountain are waiting for me to come back after learning it.】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: You little Buddha, you already tricked Old Sun once, and now you want to trick me again?】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: Humph! You think Old Sun will fall for your tricks again?】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: When I get out of this damn Five Elements Mountain, I’ll beat your Lingshan into dust!】
【Axe Gang Boss: You gods and heroes, please spare me.】
【Axe Gang Boss: I’ve never taken a bath since I was born, I smell terrible, like I just fell into a cesspool.】
【Axe Gang Boss: I really don’t taste good, if you eat me, you’ll get diarrhea!】
Clenched!
Fists clenched!
Qi Tian really wanted to go through the internet cable and slap each of these three monkeys.
Can’t you all just listen to me finish speaking?
I just said a few things and you’re all going crazy!
Having no other choice, Qi Tian could only use his ultimate move.
【Don’t Want to Be: Red-haired little monkey, you were born from a stone egg, after coming out, you wore a stone diaper, jumped over the waterfall and became the Monkey King, and then you set sail to find Bodhi Immortal Island.】
【Don’t Want to Be: In the seventh year after you left Flower Fruit Mountain, you successfully found Bodhi Immortal Island, the one who met you was a tall man with horns, his name is Bull Demon King.】
【Don’t Want to Be: On Bodhi Immortal Island, Bodhi Patriarch gave you a name, Sun Wukong.】
【Don’t Want to Be: You successfully learned super-human, world-champion magic, and you even became good brothers with the Bull Demon King!】
At this time, the red-haired little monkey was floating on the sea, looking at the information that appeared in the group, his eyes lit up.
He could say my identity so accurately, even mentioning that I was a stone egg, this person must be a god!
And he also said, I will learn super-human, world-champion magic later!
Amazing!
The red-haired little monkey was happy, but the other monkey under the Five Fingers Mountain couldn’t sit still.
It’s clearly Old Sun who’s the Monkey King!
Even though Old Sun was under the Five Elements Mountain, my monkeys wouldn’t choose a new Monkey King.
And Bull Demon King is Old Sun’s sworn brother, when did he become his sworn brother?
You’re full of shit!
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: You’re full of shit! It’s clearly Old Sun who’s the Monkey King!】
【Really Want to Eat Peaches: He’s a little kid, how could he be the Monkey King?】