【Zhizun Bao: I knew it would be like this!】
【Zhizun Bao: There are four people in the group, three are admins, and I'm the only regular member.】
【Zhizun Bao: My life has been a tightrope walk. Do you think I can become an admin?】
Zhizun Bao was completely devastated by the group chat.
When Xiao Houzi started the live stream, he had already guessed the outcome.
But when the result was right there in front of him, he still couldn't accept it.
It wasn't that he couldn't accept Xiao Houzi becoming an admin, but rather, he couldn't accept that he was the only ordinary member in the group.
Clearly, it's a group of four, yet I'm not even worthy of a name.
There is a thick wall between us.
From now on, I can't call you Qi Tian Ge, Taozi Ge, and Xiao Houzi Ge anymore.
I have to call you Admin-Sir.
Zhizun Bao was shattered and emo, but Xiao Houzi was so excited he jumped off his seat.
“Yes!”
He finally became an admin!
Now he could freely travel to Xiao Tian Ge, Taozi Ge, and Zhizun Bao's world, without worrying about insufficient points.
“Xiao Houzi, I know you’re happy, but I suggest you take a look around before you get too excited.”
Qi Tian sighed.
On the first day of school, the principal was happily giving a lecture, but suddenly a student jumped up and shouted “Yes!”
Can you guess what the principal’s reaction would be?
Xiao Houzi hadn't realized what Qi Tian meant, when he heard a roar from the podium!
“Sun Wukong!”
Xiao Houzi looked up and met the fiery eyes of Bodhi Patriarch.
You little punk, you have a lot of nerve!
On the first day of school, you dare to jump around in my class?
Bodhi Patriarch was tired.
He knew that taking in this monkey would be a headache, but that was supposed to be in the future, right?
But you're giving me this on the very first day.
“Um, Master, I…”
Xiao Houzi scratched his head, not knowing what to say, feeling awkward.
He looked at Qi Tian, the meaning clear. Why didn't you remind me?
Qi Tian shrugged, I was about to stop you when you jumped up, but you were too fast, I couldn't catch you.
“Go to the back and stand there!”
Watching Xiao Houzi obediently go to stand at the back, Bodhi Patriarch sighed.
I'm going to suffer because of this.
It’s good that there’s only one mischievous student. If there’s another one, I’m really worried I’ll be pissed off to death one day.
Wait, there seems to be another one.
Bodhi Patriarch shifted his gaze to Qi Tian.
This one looks like a good boy, but you can't be fooled by appearances.
How could he be a good boy when he came here with Sun Wukong, that mischievous monkey? I can't figure it out.
The most important thing is, the mischievous monkey calls him brother!
No, I must keep a close eye on these two monkeys.
Knowing what Bodhi Patriarch was thinking, Qi Tian would have cried injustice.
Clearly, it was Xiao Houzi who was causing trouble, why am I being watched too?
And I got the three good student awards for three consecutive years before I crossed over.
How could I possibly cause trouble?
But facing Bodhi Patriarch’s gaze, Qi Tian still felt a little guilty and averted his eyes.
After Bodhi Patriarch focused his attention on the lecture, Qi Tian quietly turned back, took a picture of Xiao Houzi, and posted it in the group.
【Qi Tian: @Zhizun Bao, stop being emo, I'll show you something good.】
【Qi Tian: Look, freshly baked Qi Tian Da Sheng’s facial expression picture!】
【Qi Tian: Xiao Houzi standing in punishment facial expression picture.jpg】
In the picture, Xiao Houzi was standing at the back, his head drooping.
His facial expression was also very "facial-expression-y".
It's that kind of expression, I'm very happy, but I was just punished, I should feel bad, so I'm trying to look sad.
But the happiness is just too much to hold back, resulting in a very distorted expression.
【Xiao Houzi: Qi Tian Ge, you're not being fair, you actually posted my dark history in the group!】
And this is the second time!
There are only three dark histories in the group, including this one, and two of them are contributed by me.
Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Qi Tian said, Conscience? What’s more important than dark history?
As long as you give me your dark histories, I can sell you this thing called conscience by the pound.
Qi Tian set a small goal for himself, to collect the dark histories of every member in the group.
By then, Mr. Sun Wukong, you wouldn't want your dark history to be known by others, would you?
【Mei Hou Wang: Good picture, saved.】
【Zhizun Bao: Good picture, saved.】
Two messages popped up in succession, Xiao Houzi completely broke down.
You guys can just look at it, but you also save it?
Okay, okay, so you guys want to play like this, huh?
I don't have Xiao Tian Ge and Taozi Ge's dark histories, but don't you have Zhizun Bao's dark histories?
You're being unfair, so don't blame me for being unjust.
Just you wait, you're going to get what you deserve!
【Xiao Houzi: @Zhizun Bao, dark history, huh? I have one too!】
Xiao Houzi directly sent the video of Zhizun Bao using the transformation technique for the first time, and added a line.
【Xiao Houzi: Zhizun Bao died while fighting the Chicken Demon!】
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Thank you to "Nini Ni" for the monthly ticket.
Brothers, I'm sorry. I went to bed at 3 am and woke up at 8 am the day before yesterday, and I went to bed at 4 am and woke up at 8 am yesterday. I really can't take it anymore. I'm afraid that if I continue like this, I'll drop dead.
One chapter is missing, I'll make it up tomorrow.
Also, I'm going to pull in another monkey soon, tell me which one is more suitable. Don’t mention Kakarot, he’s not in the scope of consideration.