“Did you just use some kind of Celestial Empire kung fu? You just popped over here in a flash, is that the legendary light footwork?”
Lying on the couch in Yang Yu's house, having calmed down, Qian Song Yi excitedly started gesticulating and questioning Yang Yu.
“Teach me how to do that! Then if reporters ever chase me, I can just pop away like that.”
Qian Song Yi began to pester Yang Yu to learn kung fu.
Yang Yu was annoyed and could only say, “In our Xia Kingdom, kung fu cannot be passed on to outsiders.”
“What? We're friends, how are we outsiders? You're so stingy.”
Qian Song Yi immediately became dissatisfied when she saw Yang Yu refusing to teach her kung fu.
“The kind of insider I’m talking about is someone close, like my wife, girlfriend or something.”
Yang Yu smiled at Qian Song Yi, thinking that when he said this, she would definitely say something like a toad wanting to eat a swan or simply scoff at him with a few words.
But unexpectedly, Qian Song Yi shyly said, “You like me that much? You actually thought of this excuse.”
She then patted Yang Yu a few times.
Damn!!
Looking at the rhythm, there would be meat tonight. Yang Yu looked at Qian Song Yi's voluptuous figure and swallowed.
But how could Yang Yu admit it? He wanted Qian Song Yi to pursue him, so he could double his points.
Yang Yu pretended to be serious and said, “You misunderstood, I was just stating a fact.”
“What? Is there someone who wouldn’t like me, Qian Song Yi? I don’t believe it.”
Qian Song Yi secretly said to herself after hearing that.
“Anyway, I want to learn kung fu, you have to teach me. Just teach me, okay?!”
“Oppa!! Just teach me, okay?!”
Qian Song Yi grabbed Yang Yu's arm and began to act cute and beg.
Yang Yu remained unmoved.
Seeing that the soft approach didn’t work, Qian Song Yi immediately changed her face and threatened, “Ya!! Are you going to teach me or not? You believe me, I’ll open the door and walk out of your house right now and tell reporters you’re my secret lover. Then every move you make will be watched by the entire nation. Do you want to never have peace again?”
Damn!!
Wasn't this Qian Song Yi's line to threaten aliens, how come she's using it on me?
If the reporters really thought I was Qian Song Yi’s secret lover, my plan to pick up girls would probably be ruined.
“Why would you, a big star, want to learn kung fu? Besides, learning kung fu is very hard.”
“I don’t care!! I want to learn!”
Yang Yu was completely defeated by Qian Song Yi. He didn’t know what kind of craziness she was having to want to learn kung fu.
He only knew the Eight Extremes Fist. It seemed like he would have to make her realize how difficult it was to get her to give up.
“Okay!! As the saying goes: You first stand in a stance for three years before entering the school, you must learn to hit by first practicing the horse stance.”
“You start by doing horse stance.”
After saying that, Yang Yu demonstrated the move for Qian Song Yi.
Qian Song Yi immediately became excited and followed suit when she heard Yang Yu was willing to teach her kung fu.
“Two feet naturally separated, shoulder-width apart or slightly wider than shoulders, toes naturally pointing forward, upper body naturally upright.”
“Head up, chest out, tighten your abdomen and lift your hips.”
A few minutes later, Qian Song Yi couldn’t take it anymore.
“You’re not teaching me kung fu at all, you’re clearly taking advantage of me, I won’t learn.”
Qian Song Yi felt something was off and immediately refused to comply.
Qian Song Yi sulked and ignored Yang Yu.
Five minutes… ten minutes… half an hour…
“Okay, you want to learn kung fu, we can talk about that later. The most important thing right now is to solve the problem at hand.”
Seeing Qian Song Yi sulking, Yang Yu had to find a topic to talk about.
“What can I do? If I had a way, I wouldn’t be hiding at your house.”
“Think about what happened that day and tell me about it.”
It was exactly the same as in the original plot. Qian Song Yi saw Lee Jae Kyung and Han Yoo Ra talking in the bathroom and even picked up Han Yoo Ra’s bag. It’s just that no aliens appeared and she was taken care of by Lee Hwi Kyung and Yoo Se Mi after she got drunk.
“Okay, I understand now. Don't worry, I'll help you solve it.”
“I wasn’t worried anyway. There are so many people in the entertainment industry who don’t get along with Han Yoo Ra. If she’s going to jump off the Han River because of a few words, she wouldn’t have lived for so long.”
Qian Song Yi said with disdain.
It would be easy to simply kill Lee Jae Kyung, but to solve this matter, Lee Hwi Kyung still needs to find that voice recording pen.
“Where is Lee Hwi Kyung, your childhood sweetheart and devoted pursuer?”
“What! What childhood sweetheart? Just a regular friend, there’s nothing between us.”
Qian Song Yi seemed afraid that Yang Yu would misunderstand and explained.
Yang Yu put his hand on Qian Song Yi’s shoulder and blew in her ear, “Then what about us? What’s our relationship?”
“We... just... just neighbours.”
Qian Song Yi said with a stammer, not meaning what she said.
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