“My bank card is with my cousin, you can just go get it from her. You two are classmates anyway.”
“Just go ahead and swipe it as long as my card has enough balance, no problem,” Cao Gong said generously.
His generosity shocked the viewers. Who was this girl to him?
Could he actually let her swipe his bank card at will?
“Can you be any more sly? How much money is there in your cousin, Cao Lianxin’s, bank card?”
“Don’t think I don’t know, you gave her a card with a fixed limit.”
“Stop stalling and send me a red envelope.”
“Oh, wrong, a transfer. Red envelopes can only be for 200 yuan.”
The viewers were amused by their conversation.
So Cao Gong’s generosity depended on his card having no money?
Well, if my card has no money, I can also brazenly tell girls to swipe at will, as long as they can swipe it, I don’t care.
“Alright, let’s chat later when we meet. I’m busy with practicing stuff right now.”
Cao Gong saw it was about time, and was going to hang up the phone.
…
After returning the phone to the program crew, Cao Gong went over to Di Li Reba.
“Tell me, what kind of song do you want to perform?”
Di Li Reba smiled charmingly, but scared Cao Gong back.
Seeing him retreat, Reba was puzzled: “Why are you backing away?”
“Why are you smiling so evilly?” Cao Gong, backing away, vigilantly watched this woman.
“What? I’m smiling evilly?” Di Li Reba even doubted her own ears.
She had clearly been smiling happily, charmingly, and shyly.
How did it turn into an evil smile in his eyes?
The viewers burst out laughing. This was the first time they heard someone say Di Li Reba’s smile was evil.
Look, our Fat Di’s smile is so charming and beautiful, Cao Thief, do you know how to appreciate it?
“Yes, it’s evil. I feel like a little milk wolf being watched by a wild rabbit.”
“You’re the little milk wolf, and I’m the wild rabbit?” Reba pointed at her nose incredulously and asked him.
“Yeah, you were born in ’92, and I was born in ’96. There’s a four-year age difference.”
“Isn’t it obvious that you’re the wild rabbit and I’m the little milk wolf?”
“Ha, really…” Di Li Reba, who was called a wild rabbit, was so annoyed that she let out two deliberate hahas.
“That’s exactly it. Now, netizens call us young idols ‘fresh meat’."
“But ‘fresh meat’ is used for those who have already debuted, like Lu Han and Zhang PD. I haven't debuted yet, so I’m not even ‘fresh meat’, I’m just ‘little milk meat’.”
“But ‘little milk meat’ doesn’t sound good, and we men are just wolves and thugs in your eyes.”
“So I just decided to call myself a ‘little milk wolf’."
“Haha~” This time, Di Li Reba was directly breached.
“You’re really self-aware, huh.” Di Li Reba, with her hands on her hips, said angrily: “‘Little milk wolf’?”
…
“Is ‘little milk wolf’ not cute enough? How about ‘little milk gangster’?”
“Hahaha~” The shameless Cao Gong made the viewers laugh.
“Little milk wolf! Little milk gangster! Sounds good!”
“Cao Thief, you are truly a thief!”
“‘Little milk wolf’ wasn’t cute enough? You actually came up with ‘little milk gangster’? Unexpectedly endearing, haha~”
…
Reba, laughing until her stomach ached, asked him. “Are you going for the ‘fresh meat’ route?”
“No!” To this, Cao Gong quickly made a bodybuilder flexing his muscles pose to Di Li Reba: “I’m going for the ‘big muscle boss’ route.”
“Big muscle… boss.” Di Li Reba repeated it. Did it sound like a pun?
Feeling like it was a pun, Di Li Reba immediately blushed.
…
The viewers, many of them female, were also amused by Cao Gong’s pun.
Especially the male audience, a bunch of old drivers were exposed.
“Big muscle boss, haha~ Cao Thief, you’re so good.”
“Cao Thief, I support you going for the big muscle boss route!”
“Cao Thief, I suspect you’re driving, but I have no proof!”
“Cao Thief, you are truly a thief, ‘little milk wolf’, ‘little milk gangster’, ‘big muscle boss’, haha~”
…
No matter what the netizens laughed at, Di Li Reba was now standing with one hand on her hip, her soft right hand grabbing Cao Gong’s ear: “If you keep being so naughty, I’ll see how I discipline you later.”
“Alright, let’s talk seriously.” Seeing it was about time, Cao Gong said seriously.
But because Reba was holding his ear, Cao Gong could smell her fragrance.
He didn’t know if it was an illusion, but it was a sweet smell.
The fragrance on Reba made him intoxicated, giving him the urge to possess it.
Not only that, but his forcibly sealed desire was now also somewhat agitated by the fragrance on Reba.
Cao Gong was extremely frustrated, but still forced himself to endure it.
He can’t fall in love, can’t get emotional, idols cannot fall in love.
If celebrities fall in love, a peaceful breakup will be criticized, a breakup with controversy is a collapse.
Therefore, don’t fall in love, absolutely don’t fall in love.
In today’s entertainment industry, celebrity collapse is too easy.
For his career, for his future, women are off-limits.
He has to be a celibate muscle boss, as long as he doesn’t touch women, he won’t collapse.
Come on, most of the male celebrities who collapse in the entertainment industry do so because of women.
Some celebrities because of hook-ups, some celebrities because of inducing their fans, some celebrities even cheat.
There are too many, he must absolutely not be one of them.
He was reborn with great difficulty, he cannot end before he even begins.
As Cao Gong was spacing out, Reba looked at him with a somewhat subtle expression: “What are you doing?”
“I’m thinking, should I be a celibate muscle boss or a lower-body-driven, hungry, big-mouthed gangster.” After saying that, Cao Gong regretted it.
“Pfft~” As expected, Reba, being smart, already understood.
“You’re a thug, you actually have other thoughts about your teacher?”
“Oh, it’s okay for you, a mentor, to have thoughts about your student, but I can’t have any?”
“We’re both thugs, why are we different.” After saying that, Cao Gong arrogantly swatted Reba’s hand away.
Just after saying it, Cao Gong muttered: “No, isn’t this a talent show?”
“Why does it feel like a love variety show like ‘We Got Married’?”
“No no no, that’s too inappropriate, this is a talent show, not a love variety show for finding girlfriends. Sinful, sinful, Amitabha.” After saying that, Cao Gong really did make a gesture.
Seeing this, many of the viewers couldn't help but laugh again.
Amitabha, this is very spiritual, no one expected him to do that.