Chapter 58
Full of Rhymes, Do You Want to Go to College?

Yan Bu Gui was terrified!

He was just a scheming, poor schoolteacher; he had never witnessed such a scene of violence.

If a real killer showed up and Bu Xiang Dong left him behind to run away, he would be finished.

Wearing the helmet did make him feel a bit safer.

“Do you think it could be Old Yi who hired someone? Just for the sake of competing for the title of Big Uncle?”

Bu Xiang Dong pondered for a moment, “If that's the case, Third Uncle, you might be in serious danger.”

Bu Xiang Dong initially thought it couldn't be that serious; could a mere election for a position really cost someone their life?

Were the beasts in the courtyard this ruthless?

But seeing Yan Bu Gui's expression, it was inappropriate to stir up trouble in such a tense atmosphere.

“Third Uncle, come back!”

“What? Hurry and run.”

Bu Xiang Dong pointed at Second Uncle on the ground, “Do you want him to just fend for himself?”

“Cough, cough, take him to the hospital, take him to the hospital, I already said it, Old Liu, you have to hold on.”

Bu Xiang Dong felt a wave of frustration.

You said it, but you also want to slip away.

On the other side!

The duo of assassins ran for a while before realizing something was off.

“Brother-in-law, didn’t we say to go alone? Why are there two old men? Did we get it wrong?”

“You coward, I told you to burn the photos... wait, is that him?”

The two saw Shen Guang Lin still waiting under the tree, looking for a hero to save the damsel in distress.

They exchanged glances.

They had messed up; this was unprofessional.

This situation was a bit awkward; they could only make an exception and had no choice but to act.

“Military coat, long scarf, wearing a helmet... tall and thin, that’s him!”

The fleeing assassin duo made up their minds.

“Wait, don’t throw stones; we can’t attack from a distance; we must strike true.”

After saying that, one of them pulled out a long screwdriver.

The tip had been sharpened to a deadly point.

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“Here, be quick, stab a few more times.”

“This... how about you go, brother-in-law?”

“You coward, just hold it like Wang Chang Gui slaughters pigs, close your eyes and treat it like livestock.”

“Brother-in-law, if we do this to someone, won’t we be inviting disaster?”

“You talk too much; do you want to go to college? Without courage, how can there be results? Have you forgotten our situation? We came out under the pretense of fleeing a disaster; how can we go back without making big money?”

“Don’t you want to marry my sister? If you don’t want to marry her, I still want to marry your sister. How can we get things done without money? We must seize the moment; time waits for no one! Hurry up, I’ll keep watch.”

The fleeing killer duo.

They were all about loyalty in love.

Seeing the assassins charging at him, Shen Guang Lin was not afraid; instead, he shouted, “This is so unprofessional!”

The assassins were momentarily stunned.

Startled by the shout, one of them slipped and crashed into a large tree by the lake.

The screwdriver in his hand also lodged into the trunk.

“How am I unprofessional? You can insult me, but you can’t insult my profession.”

“No, the person has already left; it’s just me now. Isn’t that unprofessional?”

“Just you? Isn’t that just perfect!”

The assassin’s brother-in-law realized, enough with the nonsense; killing was the priority.

He gripped the screwdriver and pulled it out, stabbing fiercely at Shen Guang Lin.

Closing his eyes, he stabbed as if he were slaughtering livestock—

But after a few stabs, he felt something was off.

Looking again, the other party hadn’t bled at all.

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“What are you doing, jabbing a wooden handle around with a screwdriver? Chen Kai said everything was arranged perfectly. Where’s my hero saving the beauty? Are you here to make jokes?”

The assassin’s brother-in-law stared at the wooden handle in his hand, bewildered.

“Thank goodness the lady didn’t see it; otherwise, I’d be a laughingstock today. You wasted my opportunity; you’re just not cut out for this.”

Shen Guang Lin was immediately furious.

This matter had to be settled with Chen Kai.

“Get lost quickly; I’ll have your brother come find me tonight!”

The assassin’s brother-in-law watched Shen Guang Lin leave, utterly confused.

What’s going on... a joke about a lady?

I’m here to kill; do ladies really enjoy laughing?

“What’s wrong, coward? You’re not going to act? You just let him walk away.”

The assassin’s brother-in-law pointed at the tree trunk, looking quite helpless.

“……”

Act? What can I do?

What quality is this? The screwdriver is just a handle; what else can I do?

Thank goodness the other party didn’t retaliate; otherwise, I’d be done for today.

“But brother-in-law, it seems we got it wrong; he’s not the target either.”

“What? We got it wrong again?”

“He said someone was putting on a show of hero saving the beauty, and all the women ran away. He also said for my brother to find him tonight.”

“Son of a turtle, who is it?”

“Oh, brother-in-law, look over there! Military coat, long scarf, wearing a helmet... tall and thin.”

What they saw was actually He Yu Zhu.

In fact, he was the real target.

“Don’t look, hurry and leave.”

“Brother-in-law, we’re just two hundred and fifty short.”

“Damn it, two hundred and fifty.”

“I suspect you’re insulting me.”

“Damn it, coward, let’s hurry and run; I suspect we’ve been set up. The locals are too unscrupulous.”

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