“契书？什么契书！”
“Contract? What contract?!”
The River God’s face suddenly went blank, his eyes filled with panic. He thought to himself:
Could it be that he sensed my murderous intent and wants to establish a contract to prevent me from acting secretly?
But there is no Heavenly Dragon Qi reflecting, nor any great power to witness this.
Why would he think that I would abide by the contract?
Zhang Tian Shou saw the River God’s eyes flickering and furrowed his brows slightly.
Chen Fan, however, directly pulled out a contract from his sleeve and continued to speak.
“One strand of incense, one mound of silt from the White Stone River, how much you can get depends on the River Lord’s ability!
It’s all here in black and white, River Lord, you can take a look first!”
As Chen Fan pulled out the contract that he had already prepared, a golden light shot down from the sky.
Clouds of Merit gathered, and a Golden Wheel of Merit rose above Chen Fan’s head.
A layer of Golden Light of Merit emerged from Chen Fan’s body.
“He… he… he…”
Zhang Tian Xian, who had opened her Heavenly Eye, was looking at Chen Fan with her mouth agape.
At this moment, Zhang Tian Xian felt like she had been struck by a bolt from the blue, falling into a state of chaos and confusion.
In Zhang Tian Xian’s eyes, Chen Fan was a handsome, witty, and humorous little person.
Yes, in Zhang Tian Xian’s eyes, Chen Fan had always been a little person.
At the tea stall, he had clearly seen everything, yet he still enjoyed watching as a bystander.
The bystander was having fun, but Zhang Tian Xian and her sister were being made into a spectacle, so naturally they felt uncomfortable.
If not for Zhang Tian Shou’s insistence, Zhang Tian Xian wouldn’t even have looked at Chen Fan twice.
But this little person in her eyes suddenly transformed.
He had become a great sage with Merit bestowed upon him and profound fortune.
Zhang Tian Xian only felt that her worldview was cracking.
“Tian Shou, what’s wrong with Fifth Sister?”
Chen Fan looked at Zhang Tian Xian in surprise, and of course, he knew that she disliked him.
There was no way around it, after all, Chen Fan’s first impression on her wasn’t very good.
Therefore, Chen Fan now directly calls Zhang Tian Shou by name, but continues to call Zhang Tian Xian “Fifth Sister.”
In contrast, Zhang Tian Yu seemed to have no worries.
Even though Chen Fan had made fun of her for a while before,
Zhang Tian Yu had forgotten all about it, only remembering Chen Fan’s cooking.
“Thank you for your concern, sir. Fifth Sister just got a little nervous when she saw the River God.”
Zhang Tian Shou replied in a perfunctory manner. Chen Fan rolled his eyes.
That answer was too insincere.
When Chen Fan was listing the dishes, Zhang Tian Xian wanted to eat the River God alive.
It would be strange if she wasn’t scared.
However, since Zhang Tian Shou said it was okay, Chen Fan naturally wouldn’t say anything more.
At this moment, the River God had already taken the contract and was looking at it carefully.
Then he handed it to the Tortoise Spirit beside him and whispered,
“Prime Minister, take a look quickly, what does it say on this!”
The River God thought that his voice was very low, but the place was empty, and his voice was loud.
Not only Zhang Tian Shou and her sisters could hear it, but even Chen Fan could hear it.
Therefore, he was speechless, a Heavenly God actually couldn’t read.
This reminded Chen Fan of a joke he had heard once!
The Jade Emperor’s son couldn’t count!
Moreover, you are just a mere River God of a small stream.
You even use a Tortoise Prime Minister, do you think you are the Dragon King of the Four Seas?
“God, it says…,”
When the Tortoise Spirit finished speaking, the River God was dumbfounded.
Chen Fan made such a big fuss to call him out.
And it was actually for such a small matter!
The River God was furious, gnashing his teeth and fiercely stamping his imprint on the contract.
Then Chen Fan took the contract again and placed it in front of the village head.
So, the village head took the brush, raised his head and chest, and looked down at the River God with disdain.
Then he crookedly signed his name on the contract.
Chen Fan “…”
“Okay, now we should complete the first transaction!”
Chen Fan put away the contract and gave the River God a look.
The River God rolled his dead fish eyes and nodded to the shrimp and crab spirits beside him.
Bang! Bang!
Two muffled sounds, two crab demons, and one shrimp demon revealed their true forms of thirty feet tall.
The three demons flipped over in the river, quickly scooping up piles of dark mud.
The demons were incredibly strong, and in the blink of an eye, they had piled up a mountain of mud on the riverbank.
“There must be at least a thousand stones of mud here, that’s enough, right?”
Chen Fan nodded when he saw this and gave Da Zhuang a look.
Da Zhuang immediately grinned, patted his chest, and called eight of his companions over.
Then Da Zhuang and Xiao Zhuang, along with eight young men, lined up in a row.
Each of them held a simple grass incense and bowed before the incense table.
The next moment, ten strands of almost pure white incense smoke emerged from above their heads.
“Such pure incense!”
Zhang Tian Shou thought that today’s events were already shocking enough.
But unexpectedly, there was another surprise.
Such pure, almost uncontaminated incense with no karmic impurities.
In Zhang Tian Shou’s thousands of years of life, she had only seen it a handful of times.
“Slurp, this incense is really pure!”
The River God swallowed all the incense in one gulp under the resentful gazes of his shrimp and crab demon soldiers.
The taste made the River God’s heart flutter with joy and satisfaction.
He opened his eyes again and looked at the villagers of Zhaojia Village with greedy eyes.
Such pure incense, if he could enjoy it every day.
In at most half a year, he would be able to break through to a new realm.
Chen Fan thought for a moment and added Zhang Tian Shou and Zhang Tian Xian’s names to the witness list.
Then he nodded with satisfaction and said in a loud voice,
“Good, the transaction is complete, the contract is established!”
Boom!
As Chen Fan’s voice fell, the golden light and auspicious colors finally descended from the sky.
Zhang Tian Shou suddenly looked up and noticed the names that Chen Fan had written down.
Her heart was moved, Chen Fan was giving her Merit!
“Sir, this, sigh, the karma is a bit too great!”