“Don’t scare me, Xuan Si Ge,” Jia Bao Yu jumped in fright, “I was just saying, is there really someone who can beat a tiger to death? Was Wu Song from Water Margin a real person?”
He then looked at Lin Dai Yu.
Lin Mei Mei is so powerful, won’t she beat me up?
Correct, the other three great novels are all here.
So, Li Xuan looked at Lin Dai Yu, always wanting to call her “Lin Instructor” or have her pluck willows from the ground, just to see her expression.
Well, he just wanted to avoid being beaten up.
“We’re not sure if Wu Song was real, but Wu Zhi and Pan Jin Lian were real people, a good official and a virtuous wife, both slandered by others.”
“As for fighting tigers, according to the court’s official ranking, a ninth-grade warrior has a hundred jin of strength, which is barely enough.”
“But an eighth-grade warrior with five hundred jin of strength, coupled with martial skills, can definitely handle a tiger.”
Li Xuan then turned to Jia Bao Yu and said temptingly:
“Bao Yu, why don’t you practice martial arts too, and become a tiger-slaying hero in the future?”
Jia Bao Yu only pondered for a moment before shaking his head.
“Why should I go through the hardship of practicing that, I have no desire to become a vile and corrupt official.”
“I’d rather spend that time having fun with my sisters and brothers.”
What a carefree and lazy Bao Yu!
Li Xuan didn’t understand Jia Bao Yu before.
If you don’t work hard, who will your sisters and brothers depend on in the future?
If they are in trouble, won’t you save them?
But after half a year of interaction, Li Xuan finally understood Jia Bao Yu’s innocence.
Most ordinary people would say that the happiest time in their lives is their childhood.
Jia Bao Yu, or perhaps the divine Jade Emperor who descended to Earth, might be here to simply enjoy himself. What’s wrong with maintaining a childlike heart, what’s wrong with lacking responsibility, there are those above him!
When he can no longer maintain his innocence, he’ll simply stop playing and return to the celestial realm.
As for the distressed and suffering ladies.
Mind your place, you are just cats and dogs for the rich young master to play with in the countryside, why do you think you are important figures?
So Li Xuan understood his lack of ambition.
Children, who likes to strive, they all rely on their parents for protection!
But understanding doesn’t mean agreeing.
You wreak havoc in the Jia family and then leave without a care, do you really think you are more noble than mortals, divine Jade Emperor?
If you have the guts, go tell the ones next door who are waiting for the sword to split the heavens and ascend to slay immortals!
And you say you have a debt of gratitude because you irrigated the Crimson Pearl Grass with your ambrosia?
The Crimson Pearl Grass grows on the bank of the Spirit River, who needs your ambrosia, maybe you almost drowned it.
And, if this ambrosia is made from your own spiritual energy and blood, I admire you.
But if you took the essence of other plants to make it…
Humph, divine Jade Emperor, I strongly suspect that the Crimson Pearl Grass, after becoming an immortal and transforming into a human, wanted to hunt you down, but you were too weak, so you reincarnated into the mortal world to be bullied by her and settle the karmic debt.
Don’t you think Lin Mei Mei looks like a drowned plant, weak?
She doesn’t look like someone who received nourishment from ambrosia.
（Lin Dai Yu: Meow? I’m weak?）
And Xue Bao Chai might be another plant whose ambrosia you took, she was the Bao Chai Stone Orchid, or Stone Orchid, in her previous life, and she also transformed into a human to chase you down and torment you in the mortal world.
Don’t you think the cold fragrant pills Xue Bao Chai eats are like rain and snow, clearly gathering the spiritual energy of Heaven and Earth to replenish herself, isn’t that similar to ambrosia?
（Xue Bao Chai: Huh?）
Seeing Li Xuan suddenly stop talking and staring blankly.
Lin Dai Yu knew he must be thinking about something strange and extraordinary again.
For example, once after they sparred, Li Xuan stood there dazed for a while before asking her if the martial arts she practiced were taught by someone with the surname Zhou.
Lin Dai Yu was puzzled for a while, unable to understand, and kept asking Li Xuan, only to find out that he was talking about Zhou Tong.
Zhou Tong?
Lin Chong?
Me?
Lin Mei Mei sorted out the connections and immediately blushed with shame, grabbing Li Xuan and beating him up.
Now seeing him spacing out again, she knew he was thinking about someone again.
She immediately pinched the soft flesh on Li Xuan’s waist.
“Hiss—“
“What’s wrong, what’s wrong?”
Lin Mei Mei raised her chin slightly, “Were you muttering about me again?”
“No, Lin Mei Mei is pure and jade-like, how could anyone mutter about you.”
Li Xuan quickly denied it.
Don’t ask, just say no!
“So,” Lin Dai Yu’s eyes flickered, looking at the Phoenix egg, “Were you muttering about Bao Er Ge?”
“Muttering about me? Xuan Si Ge, what were you muttering about me?”
Bao Yu, whose face had turned red with jealousy watching the two of them interact, immediately tried to force himself between them when he heard his name.
Unfortunately, on the left was Li Xuan who could easily defeat Li Yuanba, and on the right was Lin Dai Yu who could single-handedly defeat Xiang Yu.
You want to push these two giant dragons apart and stand in the middle, what are you thinking?
Grasping their weapons and pushing them apart, Bao Yu, who couldn’t budge them, felt embarrassed and his face turned red.
He repeated, “Xuan Si Ge, what were you muttering about me?”
“I was thinking about you, Bao Yu, you are born with a rich and noble fate, you were born to enjoy life.”
He didn’t say the rest.
When you have no more fortune to enjoy, it naturally means you are about to leave.
Jia Bao Yu smiled foolishly for a while before saying:
“Xuan Si Ge, I forgot what I came here for.”
“At first when you became that vile Jin Yi Wei, I thought you would become a corrupt official, but I didn’t expect that you were actually catching those guys.”
“Xuan Si Ge, you are amazing!”
Li Xuan was completely baffled.
What is he talking about, I don’t understand?
It’s been half a year, who would remember, Li Xuan had forgotten.
While they were talking, Qing Wen and Xiang Ling had already brought back the breakfast with Yang Liu and Ru Yan.
Seeing Li Xuan wasn’t leaving, Qing Wen cleverly said:
“Master, should we get Bao Er Ye and Lin Gu Niao’s breakfast and bring it over, so you can eat and chat?”
Jia Bao Yu looked over and his eyes were instantly glued to her.
A slender waist, sloping shoulders, graceful and nimble, with eyebrows and eyes that somewhat resemble Lin Dai Yu.
She had successfully entered the Taoist guidance technique, and had developed a more natural aura.
Plus, she was happy and carefree here with Li Xuan, her spirit was very different from the maids in the manor.
“Si Ge, this sister has a kind face, I feel happy just looking at her, why don’t you give her to me!”
You are from Buddhism, you say she has a connection with you, so she’s yours?
Li Xuan had been trying to understand Bao Yu, understand Bao Yu.
But once he lost his mind… forget it, go to hell with understanding, I’ll understand your mother’s leg!
The smile on his lips disappeared, Li Xuan said lightly:
“Bao Yu, if your father knew you were asking me for someone in my room, he would beat you.”
“Someone in your room?”
Bao Yu was stunned, he mumbled:
“A good daughter, is a priceless treasure.”
“After she gets married, she somehow develops many bad habits, although she is a treasure, she no longer has brilliance or luster, she is a dead treasure.”
“When she gets older, she is no longer a treasure, but a fish eye.”
“It’s a pity that such a person will eventually inevitably turn into a dead treasure and a fish eye.”
“Xuan Si Ge, why don’t you give her to me!”
He said it with hope in his voice in the end.