“What the hell is going on?”
“I thought it was some loser, but it turns out to be Wu Bai.”
“Hahaha, is this what you call not singing? Clearly, there’s nothing to sing!”
“Damn it, is this sky curtain trying to make me laugh to death? Anger and laughter collide in an instant.”
Although it was content that exploded from the sky curtain.
The eyes of the crowd were sharp as ever.
This is not Wu Bai not singing; it’s clearly that there’s nothing to sing!
In a concert with a full chorus, even if Wu Bai shouted his throat raw, he couldn’t compete with the strength of the crowd.
Besides, if the audience wants to sing, how could Wu Bai not pass the microphone?
So, this wave of revelations was clearly a disguised compliment.
“The key is, did you see that Wu Bai just hit himself?”
“Absolutely, it was really too funny, he hit himself so hard.”
“I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to laugh to death, I can laugh at Wu Bai for a whole year with this.”
Previously filled with righteous indignation, now, every single onlooker was laughing so hard they could barely breathe.
Before long, on the media headlines.
The big headline about Wu Bai hitting himself went up on major news sections.
Not only that, some media outlets took a different approach, while having fun with everyone, they also commented on Wu Bai's clothing.
UC: “Shocking! Wu Bai’s clothes are actually this?”
Sohu: “Why does Wu Bai like to wear polyester? Today, let’s decode it.”
Netease Cloud: “Next time, let’s not wear polyester again.”
Actually, no need for the media to say.
Everyone could see that Wu Bai’s clothes were both tacky and ugly.
But he didn’t care at all, wearing them with great joy.
And just as the media were making a fuss about Wu Bai's clothes, on the sky curtain.
A new video started playing again.
[Enough, I said enough, does our teacher Wu Bai have no dignity at all?]
As the female narrator read out the title.
The next moment, comments started appearing on the sky curtain.
[— Everyone is saying Wu Bai's clothes are ugly, but you wouldn’t look better in this outfit.]
[— I’ve been in the clothing business for 20 years, and I still can’t figure out where Wu Bai’s clothes came from.]
[Image: Wu Bai standing on stage shot from above]
Comment caption—This looks like my mother-in-law on stage.]
[— Wu Bai’s shirt is soaked, yet he can’t bear to take off his polyester jacket.]
[— Finally understand why Wu Bai needs a fan, I used to think he was just showing off, now I know, polyester doesn’t absorb sweat.]
[— Wu Bai’s clothing business failed back in the day, to clear out the backlog of inventory, he put up with unspeakable looks and worked hard to sing and become a star, holding concerts to promote the polyester brand.]
[— Wu Bai’s clothes are called polyester, supposedly very expensive, only one set is produced for each style, because the second set wouldn’t sell.]
[— Just thinking about how the clothes he wears for concerts are all leftover stock from his failed clothing business makes me laugh to the point of hitting the ground.]
……
As comments and bullet screens popped up one after another.
The onlookers were laughing like crazy.
“I looked at Wu Bai’s clothes and didn’t dare to say anything, but I didn’t expect the sky curtain to roast him first.”
“The media talking about Wu Bai’s clothes didn’t interest me, but now that the sky curtain said it, I can’t help but laugh.”
“Hahaha, I noticed Wu Bai’s clothes were a bit strange, but I didn’t expect the sky curtain to say it’s leftover stock.”
“I’m dying of laughter, who can understand? This suddenly resonates.”
“Sky curtain, my mouth is your substitute!”
Previously, when the media made a fuss about Wu Bai's clothes, everyone was just watching the fun.
There wasn’t a single ripple in the related comments.
Even if Wu Bai’s clothes were a bit ugly.
But celebrities, who knows what strange outfits they will wear?
But now……
The sky curtain took the lead in roasting.
And each comment was sharper than the last.
The onlookers could no longer hold back.
They rushed to the bottom of Wu Bai’s personal Weibo to start commenting.
In the blink of an eye, the comments on Wu Bai’s earlier post where he roasted himself surpassed 100,000!
Not only that.
#WuBaiClothesUgly#
#SkyCurtainRoastsWuBaiClothes#
#WuBaiClothingBusinessFailureBravelyEntersSingingWorld#
And so on, various trending topics quickly appeared.
The scale was unprecedented!
At the same time, due to the leading role of the sky curtain.
Someone soon started using Wu Bai to mock Wu Yue Tian.
[Wu Bai: I heard you lip-sync?
Wu Yue Tian: Are you really singing?
Wu Bai: I’m not singing.]
The mockery was short.
But soon, this mockery spread like a virus.
In the blink of an eye, it reached Wu Yue Tian’s team.
A Xing’s face turned as red as a pot bottom.
Wu Yue Tian’s manager was even more flushed, alternating between red and green.
“I’ve decided, this time the Noah’s Ark concert will go on as planned!”
“Isn’t it just singing the whole time?”
“I can just invite a few more guests!”
If before, A Xing could still say to stop Wu Yue Tian from holding a concert.
But now, with the wave of ticket refunds and online mockery, even netizens are comparing themselves to Wu Bai’s non-singing.
Who can endure such humiliation?
Grinding his teeth, A Xing was determined to reclaim his dignity.
Meanwhile, on Wu Bai’s side.
As the sky curtain continued to play, Wu Bai’s team wore worried expressions.
This year, Wu Bai also had a concert looming, but……
“Teacher Wu Bai, why don’t you really stop wearing polyester?”
“You’ve seen the clothes, everyone online is saying they look bad.”
“Actually, we’ve all been too shy to say it, the reason your clothes don’t sell is really obvious.”
Even the sky curtain has roasted it.
The clothing designer on Wu Bai’s team didn’t hold back.
Even if Wu Bai is indeed a big shot in the music industry, his clothes really are ugly every time he appears.
Still, Wu Bai thinks he has his own style.
Let’s not mention anything else, at least give the designers a chance to showcase their skills!!
As your team’s clothing designer, I’m really worried that because of polyester, I won’t be able to make it in this industry!!
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