Chapter 22
I'm Single

Not long after, the aunt found a pair of black stockings, but they had a hole in them!

“Damn! What did you do?”

“So stimulating, huh? This isn’t a bus going to kindergarten. I’m getting off!”

“Never knew you were this kind of aunt!”

“Wow.”

“The location of that hole has a story to tell.”

“Brother, can I have a word with you?”

“Hahaha…”

“Did you get a needle stuck in your crotch?”

“What came out is bigger than yours!”

“What are you talking about? Huh? You guys don’t know black stockings are very delicate? Can I control where it tears?”

“Oh, I see. You guys don’t have girlfriends. You’re all single dogs, haven’t even held a girl’s hand, never even touched black stockings. So pitiful, 555.” The aunt saw the viewers in the live stream making fun of her, so she directly countered with a joke, pretending to cry and say this. She didn’t lose at all.

“???”

“???”

“???”

“You need to reorganize your language! Woah, so ruthless! That’s too toxic!”

“Defense broken, defense broken!”

“Single dogs received 10,000 damage!”

“I am a single dog, so what?!”

“I’m not single, you go take a look!”

“Brothers, time to delete those titles!”

“Delete, delete.”

“Delete, delete.”

“Delete, delete.”

….

“Hahaha, don’t do that, I was just joking. You guys are the best, booboo…” The aunt’s viewers were very mischievous, and also very fragile!

“I’m single too, and my defense is broken.” At this moment, a golden, large, Emperor-level barrage with a line of text slowly floated across the top of the live stream screen, Chu Heng suddenly sent a barrage in the aunt’s live stream.

“???????????”

“???????????”

“???????????”

“Hahahaha…”

“Woah!”

“Sixth Emperor!”

“Aunt, you’re done for!”

“Sixth Emperor, it turns out we’re the same!”

“My weak heart was instantly comforted!”

“We’re not alone!”

“Sixth Emperor is on our side!” “Sixth Emperor 666.”

“I’m single, I’m proud!”

“Women only slow me down from drawing my sword!”

“Why have a woman? Isn’t gaming good enough? Huh?”

“Sixth Emperor, you’re still the Sixth Emperor!”

“Huh?” “Hmm?” The aunt saw Chu Heng’s barrage and instantly had a face full of question marks. What?

“Sixth Brother!” “My good big brother, good brother, how can you be the same?” “Whether you have one or not, it’s not a matter of whether you want it or not, you know?” The aunt pouted and acted cute.

“Look, that’s how women are!”

“Delete, delete!”

“What are you doing? Stealing my home base right in front of me? Huh?” Ding Ding and their respective viewers ran back and forth between the two sides, what Chu Heng sent in the aunt’s live stream, what he said, Ding Ding’s viewers knew right away. They kept relaying messages between each other’s live streams.

From the moment Chu Heng started sending gifts in Ding Ding’s live stream, countless golden dragons filled the screen platform-wide. Many anchors who were always paying attention to him had already switched to their small accounts to peek. Countless DouYu viewers had already swarmed into Ding Ding and the aunt’s live streams. The Sixth Emperor had appeared!

At this moment, seeing Chu Heng’s barrage, “I’m single too, and my defense is broken.” Instantly, countless viewers were amused. They all copied the barrage, all saying that they were also single.

“What’s wrong with being single?”

“We’re all single dogs.”

“I’m single and happy.”

“Long live being single!”

“I’ve been single for 20 years, hmph.”

“Has the guy who’s been single since birth spoken? Am I awesome?”

“Woah, the guy above is ruthless.”

“How strong is your麒麟臂?”

“Single click******66….”

“6666”

“Having a girlfriend is so great, huh? Huh? What’s wrong with us being single!”

Countless viewers, countless viewers who played DouYu, in reality, most of them were single. If you’re not a single dog, who in the hell would watch DouYu? Who in the hell spends their days hanging out on DouYu watching games and dancing? At this moment, seeing Chu Heng send this kind of barrage, saying he was also single. Even though they didn’t know if Chu Heng was being sincere or joking, at this moment, countless viewers felt that they were suddenly closer to the god-level tycoon. Very close! So the tycoon is like us!

Actually, people are all the same, you instantly feel closer to people who have the same situation, the same predicament, the same status as you, you feel like they’re in the same circle as you. Countless god-level DouYu tycoons, the feeling they give to viewers is that they have a lot of money, but they’re too far away. Even though they don’t know if they really have money or not, what does it matter to us? We’re just watching the fun. They don’t have any interest in these tycoons at all, they don’t care at all. Plus, everyone has jealousy in their hearts, why do you have so much money? Is money that great? Online, who in the hell cares who you are? So countless DouYu viewers, when they see tycoons, they don’t have any respect for them, they make fun of them, they spray them, it’s all a matter of course. If they have the chance to jump on these so-called god-level tycoons, they’ll spray them mercilessly.

It can be said, Chu Heng’s sudden comment, which might just have been a joking jab, inadvertently brought him closer to the viewers. Plus, from the moment he started making big purchases on DouYu, the moment he became famous, he had never been caught up in any negativity. Countless viewers went to his room, sent him messages. They had a lot of fun. They even won prizes from the barrage lottery Chu Heng held, and they received real money!

“I’m single too, so what?”

“I’m single too, so what?”

“I’m single too, so what?”

At this moment, Xiao Ge’s big brother, King Dong Ge, Duke Du Du, Duke Fu Yun, Rou Qing Ge, as well as the aunt’s big brother, Duke Jie Sen Ge, Duke Yun Ge, Ding Ding’s big brother Xu Xu, Yi Ran, Jiu Ge.

Xiao Meng’s big brother, Fu Sheng, Zhan Huo, Chen Xi, Yue Ye,

Lao Bai’s big brother, Xiao Sheng You Li, San Ren Dian Ying, Shi Jie Ya Jun

Even the two big shots of Qu Qu and Dai Wa, Qi Ge and Ming Ge, both appeared and typed “I’m single too.”

Da Xu’s super tycoon, the ancient tycoon Gu Fan, also appeared and typed, “I will never get married in this life! I’m a lifelong bachelor.”

“Woah!” “6666” “Gu Fan Ge!” “Scary.”

“Qi Ge, Ming Ge, Gu Fan Ge are all here!”

“So many tycoons came to play?”

“That’s so rare.”

“!!!”

They didn’t know, because of Chu Heng’s spending spree lately, countless anchors’ streams had increased, they were happy, they were streaming more diligently, more thoughtfully. Their live stream status was good, they were diligent, and it also affected the viewers, the viewers were happier watching the streams, playing DouYu. When the entire atmosphere of streaming, watching the streams became more joyous and happy, countless tycoons, even those who had left DouYu because they felt bored, their initial reasons weren’t there anymore, gradually returned! The DouYu that used to make them happy was back! That feeling of happy playing, everyone joking around, that was back!

“5555” “So touched.”

“I’m shedding tears…”

“Qi Ge, Ming Ge, Gu Fan Ge, Jiu Ge, Qiao Ge… so many familiar tycoons!”

“DouYu is getting better!”

“Getting better.”

“Xiao Chen should give the Sixth Emperor an award!”

“Sixth Emperor, forever the god!”

“666666”

“666666”

“666666”

As these big brothers from different families, the tycoons of different paths came out and sent that barrage, the barrages of Ding Ding and the aunt’s live streams had already covered the entire live stream, countless viewers were even more crazy, it was rare to see so many tycoons playing together. It was rare for the tycoons to be so fun! So close! At this moment, countless viewers felt extremely happy, as if a group of people with common hobbies were having a party together! Even if the tycoons were joking, even if they were just joining the fun by saying these things. Even if they knew that real tycoons weren’t lacking girlfriends. But at this moment, they were happy. They didn’t want to think about so much. You’re playing DouYu, just have fun!

“I’m single too, big brothers!” The aunt saw so many viewers talking about this topic, even so many tycoons popped up to chat and send barrages. It made her laugh and cry! She could only mentally complain: You tycoons, does it even matter to you if you have a girlfriend? Viewers joining in on the fun is fine, but you guys are joining in on the fun too. But she was extremely happy in her heart. This heat, this traffic. She was making a killing! Sixth Brother, I love you! The aunt shouted in her heart.

Countless anchors who switched to their small accounts to peek actually didn’t intend to say anything, but seeing the barrages so happy, so lively. Especially with big brothers from different families all playing here, joking around. They all popped up, taking advantage of the heat!

Xiao Ge “Hahaha… sorry, I’m married.” As soon as his comment appeared, he was immediately countered by countless viewers, “Get out, married people.”

“Get out!”

“This is a single person’s party!”

“Xiao Ge, be smart!”

“Xiao Ge, you should go to Thailand!”

“Go to Thailand!”

“Go quickly!”

Countless viewers hadn’t forgotten his Thailand incident.

“Hee hee, single +1.” Xiao Meng quietly sent a barrage.

“Qi Ge, Sixth Brother, what are you guys doing?” Little Qu Qu ran over. She was singing alone and feeling bored, seeing the screen fill up, she switched to her viewers and came over to play.

“Getting better, getting better. Wuwuwu…!” Lao Bai, this old man, was crying while he was live streaming and watching this side. He had it too hard, when DouYu was struggling, the big brothers all left. Some scattered, some quit. He, who used to eat from everyone’s table, almost couldn’t stream anymore. Now seeing countless big brothers from the past, countless familiar IDs joking and playing together, this scene, he couldn’t describe the thousands of feelings in his heart.

“Hahaha… it’s so fun. It really is too fun playing with Sixth Brother.” Dai Wa was also live streaming this side, seeing this scene, she remembered the night she went to check rooms in the dance area with Chu Heng.

“I’ll screw you like a monkey!”

“DouYu, they should thank the Sixth Emperor.” Da Xu looked over and said. Thanks to Sixth Brother, his ancient tycoon, Gu Fan Ge, has been coming back to play more recently. It looks like he’s almost back. That’s great.

【User Liu Liu has gifted Gu Gu a Super Rocket *100】

【User Liu Liu has gifted Ding Ding a Super Rocket *100】

Countless golden Super Rockets began to take off in Ding Ding and Gu Gu’s live streams, a Super Rocket rain began.

There’s nothing to say, the atmosphere was too fun. At this moment, sending gifts was like setting off fireworks at a party, the Super Rocket fireworks festival! Tonight, it’s just the beginning.