Lin Fan ignored the countless viewers in the live stream who were trying to egg him on.
Teach a giant panda kung fu?
Isn't this absurd!?
He, a former instructor of a special forces unit, was now reduced to teaching a giant panda how to punch after his discharge!
If the young recruits in his former unit knew about this, they would surely laugh their asses off.
Besides, his kung fu techniques were all deadly skills.
Teach it to a giant panda?
Do you think you're playing pretend?
Forget about whether it could even learn, the very idea of teaching a kung fu technique to an animal was simply ridiculous!
“Stop it! You're being ridiculous!”
Patting the panda's head, Lin Fan looked helpless,
“You can't learn this stuff! Just go back to munching on your bamboo.”
“Don't keep thinking about fighting, you're still a minor… uh, a minor panda!”
“And besides, you can't beat that leopard! I advise you to just lie low.”
The panda, obviously upset, immediately hugged Lin Fan's leg and started acting cute.
Unfortunately, Lin Fan remained unmoved and simply pulled himself free.
He hadn't eaten breakfast yet.
He needed to cook something quickly so he could start his forest patrol for the day.
Lin Fan was a proud forest ranger, and daily patrols were a must.
Watching Lin Fan leave, the giant panda rolled around on the ground again.
Sadly, his cuteness had no effect on Lin Fan.
It only caused the viewers in the live stream to feel sorry for him,
“Damn it! Lin Fan is so heartless, he won't even teach the panda kung fu?”
“We demand that Lin Fan teach the panda kung fu! We want to see Kung Fu Panda!”
“Giant Panda: I just want to learn kung fu to get revenge on the leopard, what's wrong with that?”
“Lin Fan, get out here and teach the panda kung fu, don't make us kneel down and beg you!”
“I'll pay the panda's tuition! Any gift you want, Lin Fan, just name a price! I'll immediately swipe it for you!”
“Wait! Hey, what's the panda doing? Is it angry?”
...
The giant panda, who had been rolling around on the ground in a fit of pique because Lin Fan had left,
Saw that Lin Fan completely ignored him and walked into the house.
It seemed like he had suddenly figured something out.
He got up, pushed open the courtyard gate, and walked out.
The viewers in the live stream were immediately filled with question marks.
“？？？？？”
“What does that mean? Is it angry? Running away from home?”
“Goddamn running away from home! It's a wild panda! The mountain forest is its home! But what is it doing? Did it really get angry that Lin Fan wouldn't teach it kung fu and just left?”
“Holy crap! Is it going to sulk and go find the golden leopard for a suicide revenge mission? Its injuries haven't fully healed yet!”
“A panda with a temper and personality! I like it! But it's acting impulsively! If it really goes for revenge, it's just giving the leopard a free kill… wait, that should be a panda kill!”
…
Inside the house, Lin Fan cooked a bowl of noodles and finished eating.
He tidied up, put on his forest patrol gear, and was about to start his daily work.
He stepped out of the house, uh? Where's the panda? Gone?
Lin Fan was stunned.
He searched everywhere, but there was no sign of it in the courtyard.
The pile of fresh bamboo next to it was still there, untouched.
In the past, by the time he finished cooking breakfast, the panda would have already devoured it.
But today, everything was out of the ordinary. The bamboo was still there, but the panda was gone.
Lin Fan was confused, where did it go?
Without thinking, he glanced at the live stream and his entire body froze.
？？？
What? Running away from home?
Got mad because he wouldn't teach it kung fu, so it ran off to fight the leopard?
Holy crap!
That can't be right?
Lin Fan was dumbfounded.
This panda is so strong-willed?
Just because he refused to teach it kung fu, it ran away from home? It might even be planning to go fight the leopard out of anger?
It's got such a temper?
At this moment, Lin Fan felt a mixture of amusement and bewilderment.
At the same time, he also felt a strange sense of worry.
After all, the giant panda's injuries hadn't fully healed.
Running away from home at this time, and possibly even stubbornly going to fight the leopard for revenge.
It was basically going to its death!
The department had entrusted him with the panda's care.
If something happened to the panda, he would be held accountable.
Besides, to be honest, after spending time with the panda, Lin Fan had grown fond of this clever and lovable creature.
If he didn't truly like it, he wouldn't have used the incredibly valuable spirit liquid to treat its injuries.
He even soaked apples in diluted spirit liquid water for the panda to eat.
Therefore, the thought of the panda possibly being in danger made Lin Fan restless.
He slung his backpack over his shoulder and was about to go look for the panda.
At that moment, a sound came from outside the courtyard.
The next second, the wooden door was pushed open, and a round figure crawled in.
The giant panda!!
The live stream erupted.
“Holy crap! It came back? I was scared to death! I really thought it was going to sulk and fight the golden leopard!”
“Giant Panda: You thought I was stupid? I'm smart!”
“Seeing it back makes me feel relieved! Wait, where did it go just now? Hey! What's that thing in its mouth?”
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