Chapter 15
Lin Fan's Crooked Thoughts

At this moment, Master Hua truly felt like his face had been slapped, just like the netizens said.

At the same time, he couldn't understand.

How could such a cute and underage panda body slam such a big crocodile?

That crocodile must have weighed nearly two thousand pounds.

Compared to the crocodile, the panda was just a tiny thing!

It was just damn unbelievable!

Hua, who couldn't figure it out, had a fluctuating expression.

In the end, he gritted his teeth and refused to admit defeat.

No way! If he admitted it, wouldn't his martial arts school lose customers?

How would he continue to make money then?

Thinking of this, Hua immediately publicly rebuked on Weibo.

“The video is suspicious! There's no way an underage panda could body slam a crocodile!”

“Even if the video is real, the panda didn't learn any martial arts! Its body slam is just an instinctive fight between animals! Wrestling is a natural fighting method for primates!”

“Lin Fan doesn't know anything about martial arts! He's just using the natural body slamming ability of primates to make a spectacle of himself!”

“If you want to learn real kung fu, come to my martial arts school!”

This sparked a huge wave of backlash.

Hua’s words immediately sparked a wave of scolding from netizens.

“Damn, this old fart is too shameless! That's not kung fu? Body slamming is a big move in MMA mixed martial arts!”

“Is it so hard to admit that A Bao has learned kung fu? What is this old man trying to do?”

“Damn, he still has to step on Lin Fan's foot. It’s clear he's just trying to make money, even his face is gone!”

“I’m just in awe of this old fart, he still has to advertise for his martial arts school at the end!”

...

Unfortunately, no matter how the netizens scolded him, Master Hua still insisted he was right.

What was even more ridiculous was that there were actually quite a few brainless fans who supported him.

For a while, the entire internet was boiling over this incident.

Even the domestic champion of MMA mixed martial arts came forward to speak.

“Interesting, a giant panda learns kung fu and even mastered body slams! It's a very standard body slam move! To be able to body slam such a big crocodile, it's obvious that he has mastered the essence of body slams!”

This statement instantly excited many netizens.

“Damn! Personal confirmation from the domestic MMA champion! @Master Hua, you old fart, is your face swollen yet?”

“@Master Hua, hurry up and come out, stop pretending to be dead!”

......

This was not the end of it. Finally, the heat of the incident escalated, and a famous zoologist even came forward to make a statement.

“Primates fight, body slams are something they naturally know how to do, but they definitely can't do such a standard body slam move!”

“The force technique of a body slam, if you haven’t specifically trained, no animal can do it!”

“The body slam of A Bao, the giant panda in the video, is definitely a result of systematic training! There is no doubt about this!”

The personal confirmation from the MMA champion and the zoologist directly put a solid certification label on A Bao.

Master Hua simply pretended to be dead and dared not jump out to rant anymore.

He could only hide in the corner and hate silently.

The whole network was excitedly discussing this incident.

A Bao used four powerful body slams, directly blowing up the entire network!

Since then, the name “Kung Fu Panda” has spread all over the internet!!

And as the master of A Bao, the giant panda, Lin Fan naturally became the hot topic of many netizens.

“Lin Fan is awesome! He can actually teach MMA moves to a giant panda!”

“I admire him for being able to communicate with animals without any barriers! This is probably the key factor to being able to teach kung fu to a panda! If someone else tried, they probably wouldn't even be able to communicate!”

“Tsk, tsk, I'm really looking forward to what amazing things A Bao will do next! Don’t forget what its initial purpose for learning kung fu was!”

“Damn! You didn't say it and I almost forgot! The reason why A Bao found Lin Fan to learn kung fu was to take revenge on the leopard!”

“I’m going! Now that he’s learned body slams, wouldn’t he be able to fight the leopard head-on?”

“I’m incredibly excited and looking forward to A Bao finding the leopard and having a fight! Just thinking about it makes me pumped!”

......

The hustle and bustle of the outside world had no impact on Lin Fan who was in the mountains.

At this moment, he was studying the gift A Bao gave him – the blood Ganoderma lucidum!

Lin Fan had specifically researched the information.

He knew this thing was very precious, a rare medicinal herb.

Especially the blood Ganoderma lucidum that has been around for many years, it's basically something you can encounter but not necessarily find.

Simply put, the older it is, the more valuable it is.

The blood Ganoderma lucidum in his hand was two hundred years old, already very rare.

But Lin Fan thought it wasn't rare enough!

He felt that it would be better if he could increase the age of the blood Ganoderma lucidum a little more.

Ideally, it could be so high that he could exchange it for an apartment in a big city!

After retiring as a forest ranger, he could directly exchange it for an apartment to live out his old age, it would be simply amazing!

So Lin Fan had a wicked idea, he wanted to use the spirit liquid to cultivate this blood Ganoderma lucidum!

Originally, the blood Ganoderma lucidum was dug up by A Bao, so it basically couldn't grow anymore.

But the magical effect of the spirit liquid made Lin Fan think he could give it a try.

If he succeeded, then it would be a huge win.

If he failed, it wouldn't matter. The blood Ganoderma lucidum couldn't possibly get younger, right?

He held the blood Ganoderma lucidum in his hand and observed it for a while. Lin Fan finally made up his mind.

Let's do it!

So, he took a wooden basin, dug some soil, and began to cultivate the blood Ganoderma lucidum again.