Chapter 11
No! Wrong, you are not Su Bai, return my great conman!

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

From within the 701 room, Sun Le Yan’s unrestrained laughter echoed.

The reverberations lingered long after the sound had ceased.

Zhao Mu Chen, Ruan Xiao Mi, and Peng Gao couldn’t help but peek their heads out from their respective corners of the living room.

They wanted to see what was happening.

Peng Gao recognized it was Su Bai and Sun Le Yan, instantly understanding the situation. He just smiled and said nothing more.

Zhao Mu Chen and Ruan Xiao Mi were from the Deep City group.

They had just chosen the 701 room, and were strangers to Su Bai and the others.

Naturally, they didn't know about their previous interactions.

Seeing Sun Le Yan laughing so ‘rampantly’ now, they couldn’t help but be a little bewildered.

“They… are they already acquainted?”

“As far as I know, no.”

Peng Gao shook his head.

“Then why are they laughing so happily?”

Ruan Xiao Mi was puzzled. As a woman, she understood women better than anyone, knowing how important image was to them.

Let alone the fact that they were meeting new people for the first time today.

Furthermore, they were on a romance variety show, aiming to find love.

Watching Sun Le Yan almost laugh herself to the ground.

If they weren't acquainted beforehand, how could they just have a meal together and laugh so unrestrainedly?

“This girl, I came in with her. I saw her when she came in, her mood was particularly low. How come she's laughing like this now?”

Zhao Mu Chen recognized Sun Le Yan.

He was equally confused by Sun Le Yan’s drastic change in emotions, going from two extremes in just twenty minutes.

Peng Gao pondered for a moment, unsure how to explain it to them.

He simply said:

“Anyway, just remember, it’s all because of Su Bai, that guy.”

“As for what exactly happened, you’ll understand after spending some time with them.”

“Two cases of mutual… oh no, love, love.”

Having said that.

Peng Gao seemed to think of something, and almost burst out laughing before adding:

“Hint: These two, one is a great con artist, the other is a little law-breaker.”

???

Great con artist? Little law-breaker?

Wait, they even have nicknames?

And these nicknames, why are they so strange? Are you sure this description is appropriate?

Suddenly, Ruan Xiao Mi and Zhao Mu Chen couldn't help but be extremely curious to know what exactly happened with Su Bai's group!

However, Sun Le Yan was laughing so hard that they couldn't go up and introduce themselves or interrupt.

So they gave up and waited for them to finish.

...

At the corner of the entrance.

“Have you had enough?”

Su Bai looked at Sun Le Yan, who was squatting on the ground, clutching her stomach, with a helpless smile on his lips.

“Not yet! Not yet, wait for me to calm down, my stomach hurts from laughing.”

“My ultimate move hasn’t even come out, and you’re already laughing like this?”

“Huh? Ultimate move? There are more?”

“Yeah, tons more.”

Hearing Sun Le Yan’s curiosity.

Regardless of the fact that she was about to laugh herself into a coma, Su Bai spoke again:

“For example, a masked man tells his subordinates, ‘Wait for my cue to act.’ ”

“If the prison is full of criminals, why don’t the police go to the prison to catch them?”

“If you eat sleeping pills and laxatives together, will you poop on the bed?”

“If pigs eat feed, and we eat pigs, then why don't we just eat feed directly?”

“The full score for the college entrance exam is only 750, how can you score 985?”

A barrage of jokes flowed out of his mouth.

The next moment.

The room erupted again with thunderous laughter.

Sun Le Yan completely lost it and squatted on the ground.

Su Bai was about to add more jokes.

He was quickly stopped by Sun Le Yan, who raised her hand with difficulty.

“Stop, stop it, I can't take it anymore, HAHAHAHAHA!”

“Then tell me, you're not angry, and I'll stop.”

“Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry.”

Seeing this.

Su Bai smiled in satisfaction, and finally stopped his antics.

But even so, the lingering after-effects caused Sun Le Yan to be unable to stop her ‘HAHAHAHA’ for a long time.

——“Then tell me, you're not angry, and I'll stop,” Help me, save me! Why is it so sweet?

——I’ve seen people who know how to coax, but I’ve never seen anyone coax like this!

——Le Yan is already laughing like this, and Su Bai is still concerned about whether she’s angry, ahhh, just kill me already.

——Le Yan, can you be a little more composed? You’re already falling for it, you know? How are you going to counterattack Su Bai later!

——Su Bai: Counterattack, doesn't exist. One joke from me, and she'll collapse from laughter!

——Damn it, it seems like my Le Yan has been taken down!

........

I don’t know how long it took.

The laughter finally subsided.

Sun Le Yan had even cried from laughing, using a few tissues to wipe away her tears. She couldn’t help but pout, complaining slightly.

“It’s all your fault, you made my makeup smudge.”

“My fault? Should I tell a few more?”

“No, no, no!”

She didn’t want to laugh for another half a day.

Finally, they entered the room, and all they did was stand at the entrance and laugh their heads off.

They had lost all their dignity.

“Here, drink your milk.”

Su Bai pushed the hot milk, which was placed on the floor-to-ceiling cabinet, towards her.

Looking at the milk that still emitted a faint warmth.

Sun Le Yan felt a warmth in her heart, but doubts followed closely behind.

She first took the milk that Su Bai handed her, feeling the slight heat, then slightly narrowed her big, bright eyes.

“You... why did you heat up the milk?”

“For who, or are you guessing I’d be angry, and you planned to use the milk as a joke to coax me?”

???

Now.

It was Su Bai’s turn to be dumbfounded. He was just being kind and heating up the milk, how come it seemed like he was using it as a tool to find amusement?

Was he really that idle, and that lacking in character?

As for the incident last time when he kept talking about making a joke, that was a pure accident!

“You’re overthinking it, it’s just for you. Besides, would I be the kind of person you’re talking about?”

“Yes.”

Sun Le Yan answered with a particularly crisp and clear tone!

She even wanted to add, How many times have I fallen for your tricks?

If you aren’t that kind of person, then am I?

Su Bai was helpless. Good grief, had his image become so bad?

He felt like he hadn’t done anything wrong.

Why was his image plummeting?

Sun Le Yan: 6! You haven't done it yet (in Northeast dialect)!

Looking at her eyes full of suspicion, Su Bai reached out.

“Then if you won’t drink it, I’ll drink it.”

“No, who said I won’t drink it.”

Sun Le Yan’s beautiful eyes lit up, and she snatched the milk back into her own hands.

She directly tilted her head back and took small sips.

Watching her actions.

Su Bai smiled. What was this?

She was still suspicious just now, and when he asked for it, she wouldn’t return it.

Mouth said no, but body said yes, huh?

Inhaling the aroma of milk that gradually filled the air, mixed with the fragrance of Sun Le Yan's perfume, he slowly spoke.

“Actually, when I got out of the car, I looked back and saw you chasing after me, and I noticed you were a little cold from the wind.”

“I remembered that there was a big temperature difference between day and night, so I prepared a cup of hot milk for you in advance.”

His words gradually floated out.

Sun Le Yan’s hand holding the milk clearly paused.

Although she didn’t speak, those bright eyes had already turned into a crescent moon.

The milk, which had already cooled down, felt hot to the touch again at this moment.

——AAAAAH! No, why are you so detailed? I didn’t even notice that Le Yan was cold at that time.

——The key is that it was dark at the time, no lights on the side of the road, Le Yan was in the car, he just looked back for a moment, holy crap, Erlang Shen’s Heavenly Eye! How could he even notice that?!

——I’m dumbstruck. Tell me! Who are you, you’re not Su Bai, you absolutely can’t be Su Bai!

——Return my great con artist to me, where is the con artist? Why haven’t you come online yet? Who stole my con artist!

——Never let a person who can’t keep their mouth shut become serious, because you have no idea how sweet they can be when they are serious….!!!

——What? Su Bai is starting to be serious? Fake! It’s absolutely fake, the show definitely swapped Su Bai out!

——Quick! Doctor, adrenaline! Give me five injections, no! Ten injections!