Traveler Lumine: “Yay, it's Paimon! I don't have to wander the world of Teyvat as a traveler without elemental power!”
Gabriel: “Yay, it's a flying dwarf gourd!”
Zheng Le: “What flying dwarf gourd? It's clearly a flying Pokemon!”
Kiana: “What Pokemon, it's clearly emergency food!”
“Although I don't know what happened, congrats Lumine!” Aqua of the Divine Realm, munching on potato chips, typed in the chat group using her mind.
Aqua then focused her gaze on the photo, finding Traveler Lumine, dressed in white, increasingly beautiful.
So Aqua made a decision in her heart and sent an invitation to Traveler Lumine in the chat group:
“Traveler Lumine, this goddess greatly admires you, would you consider joining the Axis Cult?”
Join the Axis Cult?!
In the world of Genshin Impact, Traveler Lumine instinctively refused upon seeing the message: “No no no, I won’t join!!”
Aqua: “Why? Why do I fail every time I invite someone? Aaaa… I can’t accept this! ╰(‵□)╯”
“……”
Silver Wolf, Traveler Lumine, Kiana, Gabriel, and Zheng Le all fell silent.
The reason for their silence was simple. Everyone in the group had memories of the Axis Cult, which, to put it lightly, was full of strange individuals and an extremely unorthodox religion.
After several minutes of silence, Gabriel in the mortal realm uploaded another photo from the Genshin Impact game, typing: “@Traveler Lumine, traveler who hasn't embarked on your journey through Teyvat yet, guess what version of the game I'm playing??”
Traveler Lumine: “It's Liyue, the version where the God of Contracts is murdered in broad daylight?!”
Aqua: “Wow, the world of Teyvat you're in is so dangerous, even gods can be murdered!”
Traveler Lumine in the Genshin Impact world blinked, a bit embarrassed at these words.
And at that moment, Gabriel also spoke in the chat group:
“Indeed, the Teyvat continent is very dangerous. I’ll tell you a secret, Aqua, the Raiden Shogun of Inazuma in Teyvat was turned into a terrifying robot, forced to work 24 hours a day!”
Aqua in the Divine Realm widened her eyes in shock upon reading these words, dropping the potato chips in her hand.
Immediately, Aqua responded:
“So scary, @Traveler Lumine, there must be a Demon Lord in the Teyvat continent you're in! Modifying a god’s physical form into a machine, that’s definitely something only a Demon Lord could do, such an evil act.”
Zheng Le in the world of Earth, seeing Aqua’s reaction, couldn't help but laugh. He immediately typed with his mind:
“Indeed, the one who modified Raiden Shogun’s body is called Baelzebub, known as a Demon God!”
Aqua, horrified: “Demon God, god among demons, surely a more terrifying existence than a Demon Lord!”
In the world of Honkai Impact, Kiana also joined in for fun, adding to the chaos by typing: “It’s not just that, in the Sumeru of Teyvat, the God of Wisdom is being imprisoned! She’s been in jail for five hundred years now!”
“The murdered god of Liyue, the Raiden Shogun of Inazuma modified into a machine forced to work 24 hours a day, and the imprisoned God of Wisdom.” Aqua typed seriously: “Lumine, your world is too dangerous, you should join the Axis Cult.”
“Just join the cult, this goddess can send you the power of the Water God through a red envelope, healing your body when you’re injured… even if your body dies, this goddess can resurrect you with the power of the Water God!”
!!
Traveler Lumine in the Genshin Impact world wanted to say that Teyvat wasn’t that dangerous. The supposed murder of the Rex Lapis of Liyue was actually a plan orchestrated by Rex Lapis himself. The Demon God Baelzebub, who transformed the Raiden Shogun into a machine, was actually the Raiden Shogun herself.
The Raiden Shogun’s original name was Baelzebub.
As for the God of Wisdom…
Buer, the God of Wisdom, was indeed imprisoned by those big fools at the Akademiya!
And just as Lumine was about to reject Aqua’s second invitation, she saw the message about Aqua being able to send the power of the Water God to the Genshin Impact world through a red envelope, healing her and even resurrecting her.
Lumine’s thoughts completely changed.
There was no way to refuse, Aqua was offering too much!
“Whew.”
Lumine took a deep breath and typed seriously with her mind: “@Aqua, I’m part of the Axis Cult now. I promise, I will definitely spread the name of Aqua Goddess in Teyvat and recruit followers!
“So, can you send a resurrection red envelope? Pleaseee (?人?)”
Aqua: “Of course!”
“Ding, system notification, Aqua has sent a red envelope to Traveler Lumine!”
“Traveler Lumine has received the red envelope.”
In the world of Genshin Impact, Traveler Lumine received the red envelope and was surprised to find that it contained a medium-sized egg.
Traveler Lumine then took a photo of the egg, posted it in the chat group, and @Aqua, typing: “Aqua, did you infuse the egg with your divine power?”
“Yeah, whoever eats the egg while alive… will be able to quickly recover from injuries, and if a dead person eats it, they’ll be resurrected quickly.” Aqua then suggested in the group: “I recommend not eating it raw, fry it!”
Gabriel: “Wow, fried eggs!”
Zheng Le: “Fried eggs, the resurrection ingredient from the Genshin Impact game, is becoming real in the actual world of Teyvat!”
Kiana: “@Aqua, I haven’t settled the account with you about the god-brewed wine you sent me before, now’s your chance… to… give… me the fried egg, and I’ll forget about it!!”
Aqua of the Divine Realm looked puzzled: “Kiana, aren’t you supposed to know everything? What do you need a resurrection egg for?”
In the world of Honkai Impact, Kiana blushed and typed with her mind: “I may know everything, but I don’t know everything!”
Aqua in the Divine Realm let out a realization:
“That makes sense!”
“Ding, system notification, Aqua has sent a red envelope to Kiana!”
“Ding, system notification, Kiana has received it.”
Kiana: “Thank you, Aqua!”
Aqua: “You’re welcome, Kiana, when Sato Kazuma comes in the future, you have to help me come up with a plan!”
Kiana: “OK!”
In the world of Honkai Impact, Kiana held the egg excitedly:
Resurrection egg! Got it!
When I go to the headquarters of Schicksal in the future, I might be able to resurrect Cecilia mom!!
…
Zheng Le in the world of Earth and Gabriel, the fallen angel in the mortal realm, were both stunned when they saw the chat history in the group.
Neither of them expected that Aqua was so easily fooled!
She actually believed that Kiana was the all-knowing Kiana and gave her the resurrection egg.