Chapter 5
Aqua, the Goddess of Wisdom, VS Kiana, the End-of-the-World Slipper Animal

After returning home, Zheng Le downloaded a bunch of games from an online gaming platform and sent them to Gabriel through the chat group's red envelope feature.

He then asked Gabriel a crucial question:

"Gabriel, does your holy light have the ability to awaken people's Yin-Yang eyes, allowing them to see ghosts?"

“Of course not, holy light is used to exorcise visible demons, and it only targets demons!” Gabriel in the mortal realm, wearing a sports top and white... simultaneously accepted the red envelope with her mind, played Karen Fantasy on her computer, and responded to Zheng Le, "After all, there are no ghosts in my world. There are many demons, though - like the foolish demon Satania and the one filled with holy light, Vina.

Zheng Le furrowed his brows slightly and typed, "Then things are complicated."

Gabriel, wearing cute pink headphones, tilted her head, her expression filled with puzzlement as she typed, "What do you mean?"

Zheng Le: "Just now, as an ordinary person, I could hear ghosts mumbling, whispering, and I even saw ghosts!"

Gabriel: "You mean ghosts can be seen by people in the real world?"

Kiana added, "Then your world is truly troublesome. According to the anime setting in 'The Girl Who Can See Ghosts'... if you see a ghost and reveal that you can see it, then the ghost will try to kill you."

Gabriel: "Are you going to actively hunt those ghosts? You already have all the power I had when I graduated as top student from Angel Academy. You should be able to save the world and become the savior in everyone's hearts."

"I don't intend to be a saint and do things like saving the world." Zheng Le responded seriously, "As long as those ghosts don't disturb my peaceful life, I won't take action. - And most importantly, the strength of those ghosts in my world is unknown. Taking the initiative is too risky!"

In the mortal realm, Gabriel typed in agreement, "Indeed, the ghosts in 'The Girl Who Can See Ghosts' all have strange and grotesque appearances, and they might be connected to the Cthulhu Mythos!"

In the divine realm, Aqua sat on the goddess throne, eating potato chips and confidently typed, "Actually, there's no need to worry. If something really happens, this goddess can demonstrate divine power! No matter what kind of ghost it is, I can kill it, even so-called Old Ones!"

"Aqua, the gods in the Cthulhu Mythos are not easy to deal with. It can even be said that as long as you acknowledge their existence, you can pollute your brain and…"

In the divine realm, Aqua bit off a potato chip with her silver teeth and typed, "@Kiana, why do you stop talking halfway? This goddess hates people who speak in riddles like this!"

Zheng Le: "@Aqua, she's saying you have no intelligence!"

Aqua typed angrily, "Huh? A mere amoeba dares to say I have no intelligence!!"

In the Honkai 3rd world, Kiana typed with a strange smile, "Aqua, you've offended me, Kiana. Aren't you afraid that when Sato Kazuma arrives, I won't give you any guidance?"

!!!

Aqua in the divine realm, upon receiving this message, was struck by five thunderbolts, her potato chips falling from her hand. She quickly typed, "Kiana-sama, I was wrong! Please forgive me! I'm willing to give you my treasured divine wine!"

Kiana: "Send the divine wine."

"Ding, system prompt: Aqua has sent a large red envelope to Kiana."

"Ding, system prompt: Kiana has received the red envelope."

A minute later, Aqua in the divine realm typed with pride, "How is it? It's the top-tier divine brew in the divine realm. Even mortals can be free from all illnesses just by smelling it, and drinking it will strengthen your body, slow down aging."

Kiana: "Why is this bottle of wine already opened? And the scent is so faint. Plus, it looks like just a bottle of water?"

"Ding, system prompt: Kiana has uploaded a picture of the drink."

Aqua gave her guess, "It's not right. The divine brew I sent you in the red envelope is indeed divine brew, but the color of this brew is wrong. Could it be that the chat group stole some during transmission?"

Kiana scratched her head, "Is that possible?"

Zheng Le, who had been secretly reading the chat, saw this conversation and felt speechless. He reminded Kiana,

"@Kiana, Aqua is the goddess of water. When she comes into contact with liquids, they will turn into the purest fresh water. And you also said that the water Aqua sent you was opened, which means Aqua might have secretly drunk it... so the divine brew became water."

In the divine realm, Aqua typed with a mischievous expression, "Hehe… I forgot, I'm the goddess of water. Everything I drink is purified into fresh water… Also, I couldn't help it and took a sip, just one sip!"

A blue vein appeared on Kiana's forehead in the Honkai world: "Any liquid you drink turns into water… What are you sending me water for?"

Aqua: "A mistake, a big mistake!"

Kiana: "Aqua, you're such a jerk! I'm really mad at you!!"

Aqua: "Ah! Never mind, a new transmigrator is here! Let's chat again next time, Kiana-sama! Bye!"

After sending the message, Aqua's profile picture went dark.

Kiana in Honkai 3rd was enraged by this and typed repeatedly in the chat group, "Damn Aqua,"

In the mortal realm, Gabriel, who had just finished playing a game, went online and saw this conversation. She immediately typed with her holy energy, "Aqua is the goddess of water, able to purify any liquid into water. So, can she purify a man's XX into water?"

Kiana in the Honkai 3rd world couldn't hold back and sent a bunch of question marks, "Ah? What are you talking about, you fallen angel!"

Seeing this, Gabriel in the mortal realm rolled her eyes and typed, "Don't pretend. Even though we're all women now, our souls are essentially Zheng Le… And Zheng Le's essence, you know… He must be curious if Aqua can purify a man's XX. @Zheng Le, you agree, right!"

Zheng Le: "…"

Kiana: "…"

In the divine realm, Aqua stood up from her throne, blushing furiously and typing frantically, "Don't be curious! This goddess won't touch or purify that kind of thing!!"

Zheng Le: "(﹁﹁)~→"

Kiana: "Aqua, didn't you go to handle the transmigrator? How did you get online so quickly?"

Aqua: "Ah, that, that..."

Just as Kiana was questioning Aqua, a new system prompt appeared in the chat group, a prompt for a new member joining.

At this moment, Kiana, who was questioning Aqua, Aqua herself, Zheng Le on Earth, Gabriel in the mortal realm who was about to start playing Genshin Impact, all focused their attention on the chat group prompt.

They all wanted to know who the chat group had invited this time?