The Silver Wolf gradually understood everything.
Meanwhile, the chat group was still buzzing with lively discussions.
Traveler Lumine: "Paimon seems to have drunk too much water and can't breathe. I need to give her CPR!"
Aqua: "Ah, is Paimon dead?! You can revive her by feeding her a fried egg. Once she's back, I'll give you another one as a gift from this Goddess."
Kiana: "@Aqua, can't you see? The Traveler Lumine who just joined the group is a scumbag, trying to take advantage of Paimon's unconsciousness to sneak in a CPR session!"
In the Divine Realm, Aqua was stunned by Kiana's words: "Ah?"
Traveler Lumine from the Genshin Impact world jumped up and down typing: "Slander, pure slander. I saw Paimon drown and fainted, so I couldn't help myself."
Gabriel: "Couldn't help yourself! Haha!"
Kiana: "Scumbag Lumine, you've exposed yourself!"
Zheng Le: "Truly a Traveler, Paimon is still so small."
Traveler Lumine: "@Kiana, you're the one who's a lesbian, always thinking about cuddling with Mei. That's why you're thinking dirty!"
Kiana from the Honkai Impact world immediately retorted: "It's different. My head isn't just filled with thoughts of cuddling with Mei, I also think about myself…"
Gabriel from the Mortal Realm narrowed her eyes slightly: "Yourself? You wouldn't be talking about Zheng Le, would you?"
Kiana put her hands on her hips and typed with a single thought: "I don't like other men, but if it's myself, I can accept it!"
The Silver Wolf continued to speak in Bronya's voice: "Wow, so bold, befitting the pervert Kiana who shouts about wanting to drink sister juice!"
Kiana: "(◣_◢)@Silver Wolf, I told you not to speak like that using Bronya's voice. Watch out, or I'll curse you so you can never grow into a big, big, big Bronya!"
"Hmph, even if you become the Finality in the future, you'll just be the Finality of the Honkai Impact world. I'm a person from the Star Rail Universe, your curse won't affect me!" The Silver Wolf typed with her mind: "Besides, I have the Aether Editing Technique, which can modify reality…
"Bronya used the power of the Herrscher of Truth to grow into Big Duck in eight years, I, the Silver Wolf, can use the Aether Editing Technique to grow into a big, big, big, big Silver Wolf in eight years!"
Kiana typed: "Cheating is illegal!!"
Silver Wolf: "Hmph!"
In the Blue Star world, Zheng Le looked at the chat records in the group, a strange expression appearing on his face:
Honkai Kiana acknowledges me? She wants me as her partner? Is she wanting a monogamous relationship?
Monogamous with me?
With Raiden Mei as the other half?!!!
Immediately, Zheng Le opened his private chat with Gabriel, took a deep breath after seeing the private photos, and secretly thought in his heart:
I must strengthen my physical body soon!
Otherwise, when the chat group opens its cross-dimensional travel function, my kidneys won't be able to handle it!
…
In the Genshin Impact world, Traveler Lumine rubbed Paimon's face hard, and then through CPR, revived Paimon.
Paimon looked at Lumine with confusion: "Who are you?"
Lumine smiled faintly: "I'm Traveler Lumine. I'm planning to travel through Teyvat. I was fishing and caught you while you were about to drown."
"Thank you, Traveler… Wait, why is my mouth swollen?" Paimon touched her face, her expression filled with doubt.
"The water from Starfell Lake swells your mouth if you drink too much," Lumine said without changing her expression.
"…That makes sense!" Paimon thought for a moment, nodding in agreement.
"I need a guide right now." Lumine said seriously.
"Paimon, is the best guide... Let's go to Mondstadt, the city of wind and freedom, next!" Paimon flew into the air, one hand on her hip and one finger pointing towards the distance.
"Okay!"
Traveler Lumine agreed and set off with Paimon, taking a picture of their departure and posting it in the billion-person chat group:
“Ding, system notification, Traveler Lumine has uploaded a travel photo!”
Traveler Lumine: "Departing for Mondstadt, Teyvat journey officially begins!!"
Silver Wolf: "Look for the highlight in the picture."
Gabriel: "Paimon, why is your emergency food a bit swollen."
Kiana: "And her face is red too, Scumbag Lumine definitely rubbed it for a long time!"
Traveler Lumine: "I can't help it, the feel is really good. Besides, as we all know, I'm the reincarnated split soul of Zheng Le, I've always wanted to cuddle with Paimon, unfortunately I'm not a man."
Gabriel: "Traveler, your thoughts are becoming more and more criminal!"
Kiana: "As expected of you, Traveler Criminal!"
"Humph, humph." Traveler Lumine said in the chat group while walking: "@Zheng Le, tell me, do you want to rub Paimon?"
"Of course I do, Paimon is so cute!" Zheng Le spoke frankly: "But compared to Paimon, I'd rather rub Lumine!!"
!!
Traveler Lumine in the Genshin Impact world trembled at those words.
Aqua, seeing this chat record in the Divine Realm, became excited and typed rapidly: "Wow! Confession, is that a confession?"
Kiana: "Sigh, that doesn't count as a confession. Actually, I also want to rub Lumine, hehehe. After all, she's the protagonist of MiHoYo games, and most importantly, she shares the same voice actress as Elysia!!"
Silver Wolf: "Wait, isn't Elysia your rival who's trying to steal Raiden Mei from you? Why do you seem to like Elysia so much?"
Kiana: "After finishing the Elysian Realm, who wouldn't like the true, flawless Elysia! Love Gate!"
Gabriel: "Love Gate!"
Zheng Le: "Love Gate!"
Traveler Lumine: "Love Gate!"
Aqua in the Divine Realm typed with confusion: "So, who exactly is Elysia?"
Zheng Le: "Honkai Impact 3rd world, the second Herrscher of the Flame-Chasers from the pre-catastrophe 50,000 years ago."
Silver Wolf: "The first Herrscher, the Herrscher of the Void."
Traveler Lumine: "The flawless one who loves everyone."
Kiana: "The pink fairy lady, my former rival?!"
Aqua in the Divine Realm tilted her head and typed: "Hearing you guys talk about Elysia, I don't know why, but I feel a strange urge to shout 'Love Gate' with you all!"
"Love Gate! *5"
After a few more minutes, Traveler Lumine in the Genshin Impact world suddenly remembered something and typed to Gabriel in the chat group: "@Gabriel, so what version of Genshin Impact do you play?"
Gabriel: "Version 4.1."
"4.1 is the Hydro Archon version, the Hydro Archon is out?!"
"Is the Hydro Archon a big sister?!?!!" Traveler Lumine from the Genshin Impact world typed excitedly: "After all, the PV said that the Hydro Archon of Fontaine, the God of Justice, loves all the farces in the courtroom and even craves to judge the gods.
"She must be a tall and dignified big sister who's no less impressive than Raiden Shogun, right?!"
Gabriel from the Mortal Realm typed with a strange expression: "At first, I thought the same way as you, but the Hydro Archon of Fontaine isn't a big sister, she's a God of Fun."
Silver Wolf: "Similar to the Star God in my Star Rail world, a God who mocks all injustice? That's not bad either!!"
"No, you've misunderstood, Silver Wolf." Gabriel from the Mortal Realm tilted her head and thought for a moment before typing: "You can compare her to Aqua."
Aqua: "Hahaha, the Hydro Archon of Teyvat is as great as this Goddess? That's amazing hahaha!"
Traveler Lumine from the Genshin Impact world looked at the comments from Aqua and Gabriel in the chat group, then saw the misunderstanding mentioned by Gabriel, and a flash of understanding crossed her eyes:
So, the Hydro Archon in Version 4.1 isn't a God of Fun.
But like Aqua, she is the fun itself?!!!