Ancient academies and schools were not much different from modern ones,
The only difference was,
Women were not allowed to read in ancient times,
So the school was full of boys,
This was quite boring,
The teacher lectured on the Four Books and Five Classics above,
The students secretly passed around "Liu Huang Shu" below!!!
This made Ye Xuan feel a little bit like he was back in school,
I have to admire,
The literary talent of the ancients was just so good,
A small yellow book was written so that every word was like a pearl, every stroke was like a blooming flower,
Every word didn't mention driving, every sentence was at high speed!!
There were also some illustrations in the book,
Lifelike,
Wonderful,
Besides giving a thumbs up,
Ye Xuan couldn't express his admiration,
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This day,
After class,
A student named Hua Dao Rong gathered everyone together,
“Brothers, I got another new masterpiece by Lan Ling Xiao Sheng, it's even a color illustrated version…”
Hua Dao Rong held a book with an outer shell of "Analects" and showed it off to his classmates.
These young masters were confined to the academy and were not allowed to go out,
They were all so excited,
Only reading books could bring them fun,
Hearing that Hua Dao Rong had another new masterpiece by Lan Ling Xiao Sheng,
They were all very excited,
“Brother Hua, let me see it first!!”
“Brother Hua, I’ll pay one hundred taels, please, let me see it first!!”
“Is Brother Hua short of money!”
“That’s right, Brother Hua, how do you want to play this time!?”
Who among those who could come to this academy to study wasn’t a rich young master,
So they didn’t lack money, but fun.
Hua Dao Rong was considered a leader in the academy,
He loved to make trouble,
Every time he got a "Liu Huang Shu",
In order to decide the order of reading, he would hold some competitions to find fun.
The students were already bored out of their minds, so they were all happy to participate.
Hua Dao Rong looked at the group of young masters gathered around him and laughed loudly, “What are we going to compete for today!?”
“What do you mean!?”
“We’re going to compete on who pees the farthest, whoever pees the farthest gets to see the new masterpiece by Lan Ling Xiao Sheng first!” Hua Dao Rong explained.
“Haha, interesting, interesting!!”
“Let’s compete!!”
“Today I’ll let you little brothers know how awesome your big brother is!”
“You’re a little runt, what are you pretending to be!”
The students were all interested.
The joy of boys is so simple.
Although Xi Men Rou was also interested in Hua Dao Rong’s “little red book”,
However,
After learning about propriety, righteousness, integrity and shame,
She knew that men and women were different,
Hearing the boys’ competition,
She felt ashamed and hid far away.
Of course, Ye Xuan didn’t have much interest in these little kids’ competition,
After all, "Liu Huang Shu" can be enjoyed as a condiment occasionally, but it can’t be eaten as a staple food!!
He was not as excited as these students,
So Ye Xuan and Xi Men Rou did not follow these students, but stayed far away.
However,
Hua Dao Rong came to them.
Hua Dao Rong was also a natural LSP,
So he guessed from Xi Men Rou’s various behaviors that,
Xi Men Rou was probably a girl,
Because,
Xi Men Rou never went to the toilet with them, never bathed with them, and spoke in a feminine way from time to time,
Hua Dao Rong had read the story of Liang Shan Bo and Zhu Ying Tai.
So Hua Dao Rong had already had a crush on Xi Men Rou.
Originally, Hua Dao Rong was thinking about how to move to the same dormitory as Xi Men Rou,
But,
Before he could take action, Ye Xuan suddenly appeared,
Taller and more handsome than him,
He was always with Xi Men Rou,
This made Hua Dao Rong very jealous,
He wanted to find a chance to show off in front of Ye Xuan,
“Brother Ye, Brother Xi Men, why aren’t you playing with us!?”
Hua Dao Rong said with a smile.
“No, you guys play on your own!” Ye Xuan smiled faintly and shook his head.
“Brother Ye, that’s not right, didn’t the teacher always say that we are one group, classmates should be united, you and Brother Xi Men always keep your distance from us, do you look down on us… ”
Hua Dao Rong started to sow discord.
Sure enough,
The students were all full of youthful vigor,
Hearing Hua Dao Rong’s instigation, they all surrounded them.
“Yes, do you look down on us!?”
“Do Brother Ye and Brother Xi Men have a ‘relationship’…”
The students started to make a fuss.
Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, knowing that Hua Dao Rong was deliberately causing trouble.
Ah, bro, why do you have to force me to act cool!?
“Since that’s the case, let’s play together.”
Ye Xuan nodded to Xi Men Rou.
So,
Xi Men Rou also joined the students.
Finally,
Led by Hua Dao Rong,
Everyone came to a cliff on the back mountain.
Hua Dao Rong drew a line,
Everyone stood here and saw who pissed the farthest!!
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